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Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
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I'm not to sure i want to add to this thread for legal reasons but my ex wife referred to hers as a Tuppence , personally i think she short changed herself , great thread though , stay classy NSC .
 




Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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Ha, just had to check that I hadn't got confused. The Robbie story was on Graham Norton ( 2014 ) and Bridget Jones' Baby was released 2 years later. The writers of that movie must also watch GN. :wink:
From 2011:
No matter how funny you think it is, don't repeat to every person that walks in the delivery room or thereafter, "Watching your wife give birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down. It's fascinating, but in the back of your mind you're thinking, "ooooh, I used to go in there…"
 






Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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Anyway, since I'm here it would be rude not to contribute:

Mucous highway
 
















Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
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Multicultural Brum
Dray horse's collar.

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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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Faversham
Page 8 and pussy hasnt made an appearence. Times are changing fast

The respondents here all seem to be blokes who imagine fannies smell of fish. Meanwhile, pulling back what passes as their foreskins.... :shrug:
 


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