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[Humour] Thread Full of Funny descriptions of a lady’s private parts



The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
14,824
Worthing
Reading the Jordan/Duffy thread there were some hilarious descriptions of the lady’s private parts. So here is a thread to post those hilarious descriptions !

I will kick off with:

Badly packed kebab !

Over to you !
 




big nuts

Well-known member
Jan 15, 2011
4,859
Hove
Descriptive of a 70's gash or one which is allowed to grow without grooming.

It looked like Terry Waite's allotment or Chewbacca after a fight or a barbershop floor.
 








vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,867
Clunge
 




The Andy Naylor Fan Club

Well-known member
Aug 31, 2012
5,144
Right Here, Right Now
Robbie Williams ( talking about his wife's lady parts ) describing watching his first born child being delivered, "It's like standing by, watching as your favourite pub burns down". :laugh:
 



































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