[Albion] Shane Duffy finally scores...

Mellotron

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• May 11, 2018

• #21

Like throwing a hot dog down a corridor.

 

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jasetheace

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• #23

Mellotron said:

Like throwing a hot dog down a corridor.

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Took me a while but well played sir...

 

GT49er

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• May 11, 2018

• #24

Ernest said:

I bet none of you would say NO if you had a chance

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Fair point!

 

Stat Brother

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Plus he (and the rest of the squad) are fishing in a very shallow pond.

If you want a celeb Brighton shagger Ball is too old, nobody wants to be the subject of Adele's next album, so you're left with Price or Partridge.

Slim pickings indeed.

 

Stat Brother

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The Complete Badger said:

Well obviously she wouldn't give any of us a second look. But let's just say she did, I would say no. And it's nothing to do with her appearance or personality. I imagine behind closed doors she's probably a nice enough and relatively normal person. In fact, I think she's got a lot more sense than people give her credit for. She's made a career and millions of pounds over a very long time and I think she's quite switched on. Again I'm guessing, but I imagine she may actually be quite funny. Physically, I would say she is reasonably attractive compared to the average person of her age/gender. But the reason I would say no is that I would have no interest whatsoever in becoming part of the absolute circus that comes with being associated with her.

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Someone doth protest too much, methinks.

 

Triggaaar

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• May 11, 2018

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Stat Brother said:

Plus he (and the rest of the squad) are fishing in a very shallow pond.

If you want a celeb Brighton shagger...

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But if you're a PL footballer, why would you want a celeb when you can enjoy the vast array of beautiful ladies on offer?

 

Stat Brother

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Triggaaar said:

But if you're a PL footballer, why would you want a celeb when you can enjoy the vast array of beautiful ladies on offer?

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A 'civilian'



f**k off.

 

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• May 11, 2018

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Triggaaar said:

But if you're a PL footballer, why would you want a celeb when you can enjoy the vast array of beautiful ladies on offer?

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Cos you can have both! Shane Duffy, he shags who he waaaaaaaaannnts

 

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• #31

He's certainly got his knockers!!

 

Oscar

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• #32

I like Shane Duffy as a player but off the pitch...

 

Oscar

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They say every man has his price. Now is clearly Shane's turn.

 

Medwayseagull

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• May 11, 2018

• #34

deletebeepbeepbeep said:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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In which case he should have gone to Specsavers.

 

Triggaaar

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• #35

maffew said:

Cos you can have both! Shane Duffy, he shags who he waaaaaaaaannnts

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Does Shane have both? Certainly not in one person he hasn't.

 

A1X

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I think given his shenanigans here and this time last year, Shane Duffy REALLY enjoys it when we get to play in the PL next season...

 

Easy 10

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• May 11, 2018

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The Complete Badger said:

Well obviously she wouldn't give any of us a second look. But let's just say she did, I would say no. And it's nothing to do with her appearance or personality. I imagine behind closed doors she's probably a nice enough and relatively normal person. In fact, I think she's got a lot more sense than people give her credit for. She's made a career and millions of pounds over a very long time and I think she's quite switched on. Again I'm guessing, but I imagine she may actually be quite funny. Physically, I would say she is reasonably attractive compared to the average person of her age/gender. But the reason I would say no is that I would have no interest whatsoever in becoming part of the absolute circus that comes with being associated with her.

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Indeed.

That, and the fact that she's got a cludge like a ripped out fireplace.

 

Baker lite

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• May 11, 2018

• #38

Ooh dear,I bet she’s got a clopper like a yawning Wookie..

 

Gabbafella

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The Complete Badger said:

Why would any 26 year old earning Premier League wages be interested in Katie Price? He must be able to take his pick of stunning girls in their 20s. Baffling.

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I'm not even close to 26, certainly don't earn anything like a footballer's wages and I still wouldn't touch her with someone else's! She's a council estate skank at best.

 

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Farehamseagull

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• May 11, 2018

• #40

If someone had asked me to guess which Brighton player was 'seeing' Katie Price, I have to say big Shane would have been my first guess. Something predictable about it.

Quite glad it's started now though as it will be over by the time pre-season training starts.