[News] Soccer Aid 2018

crodonilson · May 24, 2018

Petee said:
8pm kick off on a Sunday? Are they ****ing stupid or what? Surely as it's a charity game, you want as many people there as possible!

Nearly sold out already, only a few hundred of the most expensive tickets remain. Plus it’s the best time for the millions watching in the Uk and around the rest of the world.

crodonilson · May 24, 2018

LlcoolJ said:
I'd pay to watch Jonathan Wilkes get punched in the face repeatedly.

How is this complete tit still considered a celebrity when his only "talent" is "being mates with Robbie Williams"?

He's been stealing a living for what seems like decades.

I bet you weren’t saying that in ‘08 when Wilkes scored a late winner when England infamously came from 3-2 down to beat Rest of the World 4-3 to send Wembley bonkers.

LlcoolJ · May 24, 2018

crodonilson said:
I bet you weren’t saying that in ‘08 when Wilkes scored a late winner when England infamously came from 3-2 down to beat Rest of the World 4-3 to send Wembley bonkers.

No, I wasn't. As I didn't have a clue that that happened and don't care that it did. Just like you, until you looked it up on Wikipedia.

Love your posts though crodo. You cast your net wide and always get a bumper catch. Keep up the good work as I find it really funny. Well played sir.

DumLum · May 25, 2018

crodonilson said:
Surprisingly still a few hundred tickets available, get them quick though as they’ll son be snapped up. England squad announced and plenty of football and celebrity heavyweights in there:

Jonathan Wilkes, Robbie Williams, Wes Brown, Darren Peacock, Olly Murs (c), Ben Shepherd, Paddy McGuinness, Mark Wright, Mr Motivator, Dave Seaman, Tony Bellew, Mike Owen, Jamie Theakston, Alan Carr, Kammy, Mo Farah

Head Coach: Big SAM

Assistant Coaches: Peter Reid, Warren Barton

GK Coach: Mel Capleton

I can read this post up until Robbie Williams and then give up.

crodonilson · May 31, 2018

Rest of the World team announced at 9am this morning:

Ludek Miklosko, Gordon Ramsey, Mario Melchiot (c), Brian McFadden, Sean Paul, Brendan Julian, Gianfranco Zola, Patrick Kielty, Eric Cantona, Usain Bolt, Kevin Pieterson, Nitjap Geremi, Hamilton Rickard, Winston Bogarde, Mika Hakkinen

Head Coach: Carlo Ancelotti

Assistant Coaches: Michael McIntyre, Sami Hyppia
GK Coach: Dmitri Kharine

Is it PotG? · May 31, 2018

Lost a lot of cred when Beckham's son was allowed to join in for no reason whatsoever.

Is it PotG? · May 31, 2018

crodonilson said:
Assistant Coaches: Michael McIntyre, Sami Hyypia

One comedian in there anyway

LlcoolJ · May 31, 2018

Is it PotG? said:
Lost a lot of cred when Beckham's son was allowed to join in for no reason whatsoever.

How can something with no credibility whatsoever lose any of it?

Simster · May 31, 2018

crodonilson said:
Rest of the World team announced at 9am this morning:

Ludek Miklosko, Gordon Ramsey, Mario Melchiot (c), Brian McFadden, Sean Paul, Brendan Julian, Gianfranco Zola, Patrick Kielty, Eric Cantona, Usain Bolt, Kevin Pieterson, Nitjap Geremi, Hamilton Rickard, Winston Bogarde, Mika Hakkinen

Head Coach: Carlo Ancelotti

Assistant Coaches: Michael McIntyre, Sami Hyppia
GK Coach: Dmitri Kharine

This is even more exciting than a Royal wedding, crodo.

LennyD · May 31, 2018

Good to see Sami has a job now tho...

Withdean11 · May 31, 2018

LennyD said:
Good to see Sami has a job now tho...

Found his level

Mellotron · May 31, 2018

Withdean11 said:
Found his level

Below Michael McIntyre. That's got to hurt.

papajaff · May 31, 2018

Roy Keane had it spot on with this pile of shyte

Simster · May 31, 2018

papajaff said:
Roy Keane had it spot on with this pile of shyte

Wasn't aware of this but yes, having researched it, he was SUPERB:. [emoji38]

Bladders · May 31, 2018

Who’s Jonathan Wilkes?

Never heard of him

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crodonilson · May 31, 2018

Bladders said:
Who’s Jonathan Wilkes?

Never heard of him

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Former pop star and former (and arguably the best) You’ve Been Framed host.

LlcoolJ · May 31, 2018

Bladders said:
Who’s Jonathan Wilkes?

Never heard of him

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He's a grade A ligger. And a really annoying ****.

LlcoolJ · May 31, 2018

Simster said:
Wasn't aware of this but yes, having researched it, he was SUPERB:. [emoji38]

If that's real then it is actually SUPERB.... and spot on about the whole shambles.

WhingForPresident · May 31, 2018

Bladders said:
Who’s Jonathan Wilkes?

Never heard of him

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Famous for licking Robbie Williams' ******** 15 years ago and being in other such shite charity football matches.

I'd happily watch to see Olly Murs get both legs snapped by Eric Cantona, mind.

Lower West Stander · Jun 1, 2018

Going to OT to see the Stones next week.

Will try and encourage as many people as possible to knacker up the pitch as much as they can

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