Aveacarlin'
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- Jul 5, 2011
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******* for 30 years. I'm in.
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[Humour] A list of reаsons for аdmission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s
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I remember one time I had carbonic acid gas.
I'd just eaten a Chinese takeaway that must have been a little ripe.
I'd just eaten a Chinese takeaway that must have been a little ripe.
drew
Drew
Interesting our friends up the road get a mention!!!
robinsonsgrin
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i am loving vicious vices... one wonders what... seeing almost every other pleasure is already covered!
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Imaginary female trouble
It's not imagined, they are trouble, hence the seduction and disappointment
Which leads nicely to quite a few of the others........
Just seen the supporter of palace of crystal. Very well done
It's not imagined, they are trouble, hence the seduction and disappointment
Which leads nicely to quite a few of the others........
Just seen the supporter of palace of crystal. Very well done
LowKarate
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Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 9,863
Pathetic. Isn't it?
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
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What about leaving early at a footy match ?
I thought you meant masturb@tion and syphillis until I saw it.
Fighting fire needs to be changed to starting fire.
Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 9,863
No that's a fake.
In the olden days, the punishment for noncery was to wear black and go to Palace of Crystal games.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Got to be careful with that. Hot ashes and sparks whilst frantically jerking off can cause embarrassing burns and small pubic fires.
Do you have to go twice for a 60 year period of *******?
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
An old fashioned word for oedema, which is fluid retention in the soft tissues of the body.
I qualify for about 10 of those. I await the men in white coats.
It's been nice knowing you all.
Up the Albion.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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No. the the correct term for the condition you have is "Rantallion" defined as when "a gentlemans shot pouch is longer than his fouling piece"
wunt be druv
Oh bugger..!
Blimey! Have you been hacking my N.H.S. medical records?? Thats me banged up in there for life!
Bevendean Hillbilly
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The condition you have, or are interested in is called "auto asphyxiation" whereby the afflictee will try and strangle himself with stockings whilst having a tangerine soaked in amyl nitrate in his gob. Self abuse of this nature can result in a powerful orgasm but, sometimes, death.
Worried Man Blues
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I'll go for 'a gathering in the head' it's all these points variations that got me.