[Travel] A Night out in Burnley

edna krabappel · Apr 27, 2018

dsr-burnley said:
Two things are obvious on this site.

1. Brighton fans hate stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions two or more Brighton gentlemen of certain persuasions carrying out legal activities in private, the site goes mental about discrimination.
2. Brighton fans love stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions people from the north, out come the unimaginative knee-jerks about whippets, black pudding, clogs, UKIP, and of course illegal incest.

Why is this?

Oh get off your high horse: every time I've ever listened to an Albion game from Turf Moor on the radio, all I can hear in the background is voices shouting "Fookin' get oop, yer soft southern pansies" and so on. That sort of thing goes on everywhere. Equally, I'm not sure calling somebody a soft shandy-drinking southerner or a pigeon-fancying northerner is anywhere near the same thing as calling people "******s", for example.

edna krabappel · Apr 27, 2018

Plus, if you want unimaginative, talk to the Burnley grinning idiots who made an away days video when you played at the Amex earlier this season, in which they all stood in camp poses outside one of the gay bars in Kemp Town.

Still. Just LADS BANTZ, I'm sure.

Bevendean Hillbilly · Apr 28, 2018

Railway...again.

That's where they've got fozzies headband behind the jump.

What a hole this yard is.

Gnight

Bevendean Hillbilly · Apr 28, 2018

edna krabappel said:
Plus, if you want unimaginative, talk to the Burnley grinning idiots who made an away days video when you played at the Amex earlier this season, in which they all stood in camp poses outside one of the gay bars in Kemp Town.

Still. Just LADS BANTZ, I'm sure.

You're not on duty now ed.

AWAYDAY · Apr 28, 2018

dsr-burnley said:
Two things are obvious on this site.

1. Brighton fans hate stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions two or more Brighton gentlemen of certain persuasions carrying out legal activities in private, the site goes mental about discrimination.
2. Brighton fans love stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions people from the north, out come the unimaginative knee-jerks about whippets, black pudding, clogs, UKIP, and of course illegal incest.

Why is this?

Is it about location and personal hygiene?

AWAYDAY · Apr 28, 2018

Also....I could be wrong but I think there’s something about paternity..

Albion my Albion · Apr 28, 2018

I'm in Killinghall just north of the A59 and Harrogate tonight. Just the name alone makes me wonder what the Mrs & I are doing out here by the Dales in Yorkshire.

desprateseagull · Apr 28, 2018

jakarta said:
There must be some NSC's Finest staying up there tonight, some may even be there by now.

However what is going to going on up there tonight in terms of a good night out?

Clog banting, whippet wrangling, sister swapping? Perhaps all three?

Try not to get confused, between these options..

smillie's garden · Apr 28, 2018

dsr-burnley said:
Two things are obvious on this site.

1. Brighton fans hate stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions two or more Brighton gentlemen of certain persuasions carrying out legal activities in private, the site goes mental about discrimination.
2. Brighton fans love stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions people from the north, out come the unimaginative knee-jerks about whippets, black pudding, clogs, UKIP, and of course illegal incest.

Why is this?

Don't quite get your post mate. On the one hand you are correct that some Brighton fans have t*sspot attitudes towards Northerners (St Albans up etc

)
However countering that with a disingenuous segment about homosexuality makes no sense.

Stereotyping is something we should all encourage each other to overcome, whether it is regionalistic or homophobic, wouldn't you agree?

Bevendean Hillbilly · Apr 28, 2018

smillie's garden said:
Don't quite get your post mate. On the one hand you are correct that some Brighton fans have t*sspot attitudes towards Northerners (St Albans up etc )
However countering that with a disingenuous segment about homosexuality makes no sense.

Stereotyping is something we should all encourage each other to overcome, whether it is regionalistic or homophobic, wouldn't you agree?

St Albans up? Mate the North starts in Crawley.

smillie's garden · Apr 28, 2018

Bevendean Hillbilly said:
St Albans up? Mate the North starts in Crawley.

Damn I was going to put that as well, but I didn't want to discourage Albion fans beyond the wall.

BNthree · Apr 28, 2018

dsr-burnley said:
Two things are obvious on this site.

1. Brighton fans hate stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions two or more Brighton gentlemen of certain persuasions carrying out legal activities in private, the site goes mental about discrimination.
2. Brighton fans love stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions people from the north, out come the unimaginative knee-jerks about whippets, black pudding, clogs, UKIP, and of course illegal incest.

Why is this?

It’s because we’re human and just like humans everywhere we’re full of contradictions. Bet you Burnley fans hate southerners singing we pay your benefits or making jokes about whippets etc but in a heartbeat you’d turn round and call them soft southern shites etc. It’s just part of the human condition. Plus stereotypes usually exist for a reason.

WATFORD zero · Apr 28, 2018

Bevendean Hillbilly said:
St Albans up? Mate the North starts at the Old Shoreham Road.

Corrected for you

smillie's garden · Apr 28, 2018

BNthree said:
Plus stereotypes usually exist for a reason.

People who say such things usually have a lazy mind; that's one of my favourite stereotypes.

BN9 BHA · Apr 28, 2018

dsr-burnley said:
2. Brighton fans love stereotyping. As soon as anyone mentions people from the north, out come the unimaginative knee-jerks about whippets, black pudding, clogs, UKIP, and of course illegal incest.

And outside bogs, you forgot all Northerners have an outside toilet.

Keep up

Bevendean Hillbilly · Apr 28, 2018

bn9 bha said:
And outside bogs, you forgot all Northerners have an outside toilet.

Keep up

What's the difference between a scouser and a Manc?

The Manc takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it.

How do you starve a scouse? Hide his giro under his work boots.

How can you tell if a northerner moves into your street? Your Bin has been ransacked and your dog is pregnant.

Bevendean Hillbilly · Apr 28, 2018

WATFORD zero said:
Corrected for you

I would have agreed until some fool built a stadium in Falmer.

Originunknown · Apr 28, 2018

AmexRuislip said:

Ha, enjoyed this. Sad I'm not making the trip to the cultural centre that is Burnley. Oh wait no I'm not.

smillie's garden · Apr 28, 2018

Bevendean Hillbilly said:
What's the difference between a scouser and a Manc?

The Manc takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it.

How do you starve a scouse? Hide his giro under his work boots.

How can you tell if a northerner moves into your street? Your Bin has been ransacked and your dog is pregnant.

FFS, you're funny today

wellquickwoody · Apr 28, 2018

jakarta said:
There must be some NSC's Finest staying up there tonight, some may even be there by now.

However what is going to going on up there tonight in terms of a good night out?

Clog banting, whippet wrangling, sister swapping? Perhaps all three?

Good old fashioned hooliganism? Not stereotyping Burnley or anything.

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