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I’d like to see Nicole Sherzinger drown in a massive vat of yoghurt. Not because I don’t like her, as she seems nice enough, but because those adverts when she gets yoghurt on her nose are so irritating!

I agree, I could drown her in some full fat and it would be calorie free.
 


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If she hadn't already passed away - 'Thora Hird in freak stairlift de-rail horror crash'.

I actually liked her, so glad she didn't succumb to this ending.

I met her, once, at Brighton station. She was in a brown fur coat, and was pissed as a fart.

Or was that Beryl Reid?

Anyway, Mrs T volunteered Barry Sillygit Bang (someone beat us to it) so I'll give you Danny Baker swept away by a Tide (geddit?) of Daz. But not really as I like Mr Baker lots.
 
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I could beat Paddy to death with a couple of bingo balls in a sock.

That won't do. Oldie style bingo balls were just ping pong balls. You need a sock filled with snooker balls a la Ray Winstone in Scum.
I realise it's ad related deaths but in this case we can make an exception for Paddy. :thumbsup:
 




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Diane Abbot in a sealed container filling with water. There’s a door release which she has to press the correct button to open the door. Only 1 attempt allowed.

There are 4 buttons marked A, B, C and D.

The question is:
What is the odd one out?
A Million
B Billion
C Trillion
D Brazilian.

What does this have to do with this thread? Are you another one of those jerks who hate labour so much they can't shut the **** up about it for more than a few minutes?
 
















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Tim key let’s himself down with the we buy any car gig - disappointing.

Any luvvie SJW doing voiceovers for the man.
 


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My post was in response to [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION]s post about Farage - I was taking the piss out him him.

So jog on tw@t.

Ha! A 'jog onner'. Do you do 'bore off' as well? And a Farage fan boy to boot? I don't ever remember reading anything interesting or amusing by you so you're now blocked. Ta ra.
 








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All of the no-marks who promote that lottery- I think it's the postcode one- in between daytime TV shows, by skipping merrily around low-income neighbourhoods and beaming benevolently at poor people whilst waving giant cheques for thirty grand. One of them is the bloke who was married to Jade Goody: can't remember the others but they're probably off TOWIE or something.

Ideally, they'd be bounding cheerily across a zebra crossing at the precise moment an out of control steamroller careers down the road.
 


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Zaha
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I met her, once, at Brighton station. She was in a brown fur coat, and was pissed as a fart.

Or was that Beryl Reid?

Anyway, Mrs T volunteered Barry Sillygit Bang (someone beat us to it) so I'll give you Danny Baker swept away by a Tide (geddit?) of Daz. But not really as I like Mr Baker lots.

Was it Dora Bryan?
 


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I wasn’t aware he’d advertised the EU. Advertising is being paid to endorse - no one could ever accuse Sir Nige of that :)

1) Advertising isn’t necessarily being paid to endorse something. And surely most people know this; so why on earth did you type this? We’re you drunk?
2) He certainty advertised leaving the EU.
3) I suggested you’re a :dunce: Thanks for backing up my idea.

:smile:

Edit. Added a smiley.
 
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