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[Help] "Does this make me look fat?"













Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
You say 'No, that dress doesn't make you look fat, it's your humongous arse and big flabby belly that do. '
 














Pickles

Well-known member
May 5, 2014
1,315
Be diplomatic along the lines of...

'Not at all, but maybe something else would make you look even slimmer'.
 










jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,157
Brighton
How do you answer the dreaded question if the answer is yes?

"No it doesn't" is both the correct and truthful answer.
What makes them look fat is being a massive fatty fat fat. Not pointing this out could be construed as lying by omission but it's advisable.
 




Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
7,617
Multicultural Brum
Yes,but then you look fat in everything.Only I can see your inner beauty! :sick:
 


Hampster Gull

New member
Dec 22, 2010
13,462
The answer is yes. Little lies end up being big ones and you’ll be telling her you love her before you know it
 








Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Just start singing..."you're, once, twice, three times a lady" then have it away on your toes.
 




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