[Music] Singers who can't sing (or those whose voices you can't stand).

TWOCHOICEStom · Mar 28, 2018

Morissey. Like the tunes, but his voice drives me batshit.

BN9 BHA · Mar 28, 2018

Megazone said:
Neil Morrissey sounds like a moany, miserable old sod. (when singing)

I have always said The Smiths were a great band with a crap singer.....

Glawstergull · Mar 28, 2018

Chris Martin

Garry Nelson's teacher · Mar 28, 2018

Sorry: Leonard Cohen.
Less sorry: another vote for Simon Le Bon
But listening to Cilla Black makes my toenails fall off especially as she murdered songs that Dionne Warwick made beautiful.

Gabbafella · Mar 28, 2018

Sam Smith. Like girly fingernails on a whiney blackboard.

Stato · Mar 28, 2018

LlcoolJ said:
This thread is really poor. It's about people who can't sing not who you don't like, surely?

Robbie Williams is a good call as he really struggles to actually sing the songs that have been written for him. He's a shit singer. Fair play to him for making a fortune by getting decent tunes and having a "personality" though.

But people saying Kate Bush, Bruce Springsteen, Sam Smith, Amy Winehouse, Joe Cocker, Stevie Wonder etc. You're just wrong.

I'm no massive fan of any of them but they can/could obviously sing, and really, really well.

I can't stand Adele but I'm not about to say she can't sing as I'd be a ****ing idiot to do so. It's just that I think her songs are rubbish and she's hugely overhyped.

People who can't sing include the bloke from Franz Ferdinand (they also can't play instruments properly and are a joke of a live band), Ricky Wilson off've Kaiser Chiefs, The Spice Girls apart from Mel C, Simon Le Bon (as mentioned), David Essex (he's not from a reality TV show for younger people), Cilla Black (awful warbling scouseness).

Oh and if we're including Williams (which we should) then Mark bloody Owen who even on songs scripted for him by the tax dodging **** Barlow, and even when it's massively overproduced, he manages to sound like a dying hamster with severe nasal congestion. Hearing him sing live (on TV I stress) it's actually embarrassing.

Aim the arrows correctly.

Re-read the question. It's not about people who can't sing, nor people who you don't like. It says "who can't sing (or whose voices you can't stand)." Whereas you could argue that those you have mentioned in your first paragraph would not fit into the first category, they could all be individual's responses to the second part of the question. Amy Winehouse for instance sang well enough to get a place at stage school, obviously could hold a tune, but decided to try to channel Billie Holliday instead of singing in her natural voice. I couldn't stand it, or the influence it has had on endless numbers of UK female pop singers who have followed. It's not just about whether singers are technically good, but about the choice they make when approaching a song.

You're right about Cilla Black though.

Perry Milkins · Mar 28, 2018

Elton John. This is the category where I think his songs are legendary but during the last little while when hearing him sing live I just cringe.

jakarta · Mar 28, 2018

I love Robert Wyatt's voice but can see how some people might not...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoZiOOD0HRU

13 pages and no has mentioned the horrible whine that issues from Kevin Rowlands mouth for Dexys Midnight Runners?

Couldn't bear the Whole Band from the moment I saw the dungarees and neckerchiefs, they looked like extras from Oklahoma although they were actually from Erdington and the like... :tosser:

BN9 BHA · Mar 28, 2018

LlcoolJ said:
This thread is really poor. It's about people who can't sing not who you don't like, surely?
.

It's a good thread, and ' surely ' you haven't read the complete title of it. :wozza:

maltaseagull · Mar 28, 2018

Buzzer said:
A few controversial entries from me.

Stevie Wonder
Bruce Springsteen
Paul Simon
Tim Burgess (Charlatans)
Paul Heaton (Beautiful South)
Seal
Phil Lynott
Steve Harley
Lisa Stansfield
Willie Nelson
That singer from Mott The Hoople

I know most of those are bloody great singers but their voices just make me want to reach for the fast forward button.

Wow, your life must be a blur!

southstandandy · Mar 28, 2018

Jack White

maltaseagull · Mar 28, 2018

Stato said:
Bravo sir!

It's obviously Butterscotch.

Seconded!

Stato · Mar 28, 2018

jakarta said:
Dexys Midnight Runners?

Couldn't bear the Whole Band from the moment I saw the dungarees and neckerchiefs, they looked like extras from Oklahoma although they were actually from Erdington and the like...

Was that the first time you noticed them? Did you miss them in 1980 when Geno got to number one and they weren't wearing dungarees and neckerchiefs, but all looked like extras from 'Mean Streets'? They made some great records in all of their incarnations, but I could understand why some people may find Rowland's singing a bit mannered.

Tokyohands · Mar 28, 2018

I can't stand Mariah Carey's vocal gymnastics.

Tokyohands · Mar 28, 2018

and Feargal Sharkey used to get right on my tits.

A1X · Mar 28, 2018

Adele. She's incredibly talented as a songwriter but I really can't stand her voice.

As for those who can't sing, it's always surprised me that the Spice Girls were the international smash they were given of the five only one could sing (Mel C).

Jam The Man · Mar 28, 2018

marlowe said:
It's never failed to amaze me how Simon Le Bon got to be a lead singer in a band. Although he may be able to just about hold a tune within a very limited vocal range he insists on pitching his songs at a level which far exceed his very limited vocal abilities and way beyond his upper vocal range. One of the best examples of this is his caterwailing on the song "Wild Boys" where his voice is constantly on the verge of cracking under the strain to the point where it is excruciatingly painful to listen to. My long held opinion of his over ambitious singing abilities was vindicated when I saw him performing View to a Kill on Live Aid where his voice broke into a little squeak mid note.

Are there any singers who in your opinion can't actually sing or simply whose voices you can't stand listening to regardless of their vocal abilities.

See Simon Le Bon lose control of his voice at Live Aid in this clip at 2.50

*https://youtu.be/mINh8ZOWSLw

I saw an interview with him once and he described that as the "worst moment of his life"

mejonaNO12 aka riskit · Mar 28, 2018

There is a current trend to MUMBLE sing.

Drake and Rhianna are the ultimate culprits.

Jam The Man · Mar 28, 2018

Badger said:
Who was the lead singer of the Beach Boys? Brian Wilson?

Him.

Given that he is deaf in one ear, and partially deaf in the other, he's doing well to get out any notes at all.
Makes his decent work on Pet Sounds even more remarkable.

But I guess I would say that, being a big fan!

Jam The Man · Mar 28, 2018

Another vote for Ellie Goulding here. Strange, strange voice.

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