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SouthCoastOwl

New member
May 23, 2013
1,719
Vaux Sur Seine
My mate's going to a fancy dress party at the weekend dressed as a Liverpool player, well he is the spitting image of Jamie Carragher.
 










SweatyMexican

Well-known member
Mar 31, 2013
4,101
Is he going as a full spit w *****?
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,877
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
If he really, really does look like him, he could consider registering with a Look-a-Like agency. You can make quite good money.
 








McTavish

Well-known member
Nov 5, 2014
1,562
Jamie Carragher is no longer a Liverpool player so dressing up in a Lverpool kit would be a mistake. He should dress in a slightly shiny, dark, single-breasted suit with a narrow dark tie.
 






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