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[Football] Girl,s guide to what a normal Vulva should look like



Algernon

Algernon

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Sep 9, 2012
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Newmarket.
My ex missus had more of an outtie than an innie.
When she was pregnant and sitting naked on the toilet having a wee our 4 year old said she knew her mum was having a baby because she could "see its tongue sticking out."
 






Saladpack Seagull

Saladpack Seagull

Just Shut Up and Paddle
Oct 19, 2014
1,908
Halfway Up Virginia Is Where I Wanna Be.
el punal said:
On the other side of the coin, so to speak :

Man goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, my penis is shaped like a rocket."

Doctor looks at the strange appendage and says "My goodness, so it is. Tell me, what does your wife think?"

"Oh, she's over the moon." replies the man.

I shall get my coat. :drink:
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I wanted to train as a gynaecologist. At the interview they asked what I knew about vulvas. I said I didn't know much about Swedish cars.:shrug:
 




MJsGhost

MJsGhost

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Jun 26, 2009
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Further down that same page, Mary Berry seems to have a DIY solution.... :lol:

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Seasidesage

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May 19, 2009
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Brighton, United Kingdom
ozzygull said:
This is because boys are watching porn online and expect all girls to look like porn stars, so pressurising them and saying they are not normal, when they are normal. Again it is the growing pressure on online images that are making insecure girls feel even more insecure. It's a sad time we live in, that some girl feel they need to mutilate themselves to please boys/men.
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Whatever happened to being grateful you were getting a shag?
 






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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011
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Plymouth
If there are any concerned ladies that are not sure and need an opinion please contact me.
I wouldn't say I am an expert but I will have a really good look at it.
 








Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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Nowhere else to put this so it's going here and to hell with it:-

Just seen a lanky geeky streak of a lad going into my daughters secondary school who somehow managed to simultaneously look 14 and 41.
Thanks to his limbs he is well over 6 foot tall, a full wispy beard and 'tash, receding hairline, his uniform was too small.
'Uncomfortable' is the only word to describe the poor lad.

I'd not want to go back to hormone hell.
 


Madafwo

Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.
Nov 11, 2013
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Every time I've seen this story I can't help but think the Girl Guide's badges have changed a lot since I was a nipper.
 


hart's shirt

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,168
Kitbag in Dubai
Nothing to get in a flap about.
 




Tyrone Biggums

Tyrone Biggums

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Jun 25, 2006
13,498
Geelong, Australia
ozzygull said:
This is because boys are watching porn online and expect all girls to look like porn stars, so pressurising them and saying they are not normal, when they are normal. Again it is the growing pressure on online images that are making insecure girls feel even more insecure. It's a sad time we live in, that some girl feel they need to mutilate themselves to please boys/men.
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Many women prefer circumcised men. Who can blame them.
 




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