Depends on the jam. Seeded possibly....?
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Depends on the jam. Seeded possibly....?
pastafarian
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Seeded? Unseeded?......why discriminate.
Bit off for you to play the racist card so early.
Next you will be saying all jams look the same to you.
You're not going to win this one. The clotted cream is the equivalent of butter to stop the jam soaking into the scone. Next you'll be telling me you use butter as a filling for sandwiches after spreading cheese and pickle on both sides of the bread.
Not that my wife's from Devon or anything.
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
You're just one step away from "Actually one of my best friends is jam"
You creamist.
Seeds will INCREASE friction coefficient......and for scones, it has to be strawberry. No other jam is welcome.
hart's shirt
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As well as being a musical genius, Prince knew all about the correct way to prepare scones.
"Cream...get on top."
"Cream...get on top."
jakarta
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Come on People, everyone should be able to do their Cream on their Scones as they wish... 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcIer_4OnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcIer_4OnA
Up to you. Good luck trying to spread jam on top of Cornish clotted cream!
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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Anyone else really fancy a scone now? Great advertising
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You don't spread it FFS, you dollop it. With a spoon.
This. If you're spreading it you're simply being way to tight with your jam.
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
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**** jam and **** scones!
They're as dry and tasteless as the old bints that eat them.
Victoria sponge forever!
They're as dry and tasteless as the old bints that eat them.
Victoria sponge forever!
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
As said, it depends which side of the Tamar, you are.
Team Devon cream first, then jam. Team Cornwall is jam first and cream on top.
I'm team Cornwall.
Team Devon cream first, then jam. Team Cornwall is jam first and cream on top.
I'm team Cornwall.
Postman Pat
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Anyone know the Kernow for 'snowflake'?
P.S. I can see no advantage whatsoever in putting the cream on first, and wouldn't dream of doing so, but I couldn't give a flying f*** if that's the way you want to do it............
erghen = snowflake
I don't give a flying monkeys which way round it goes, they are lovely either way, however, put the milk in my tea first and there will be consequences.....
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Scientific proof that jam first is correct. The jam stays put, preventing sticky fingers when eating.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ne...hematician-solves-the-great-scone-debate.html
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ne...hematician-solves-the-great-scone-debate.html
Unreliable, non-independent bullshit. Clue is in the last line.
She was asked to carry out the study by Rodda's Cornish Clotted Cream
beorhthelm
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- Jul 21, 2003
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may i just blow minds with the notion of cream only?
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Yes, but Devon cream is runnier, so doesn't stay put, which is why they insist on cream first. Cornish clotted cream is really thick.