[Albion] Scheletto the greyhound has made his own t-shirt ...

dazzer6666 said:

Just thinking about the Recruitment team meeting.....

Shit lads, we’ve been asked to find a successor to Bruno. El Capitano. The Legend.
We’re ****ed

Bloody hell boss, we can’t.......there is no replacement

Well.......let’s have a think about what might just work......any ideas for right backs ?

He needs to be super fast.....we know Bruno isn’t so he’s got to be waaaay quicker

Good shout, anything else ?

How about hair ? I mean, we love the beard, but if we could find someone with ridiculous hair, that would help. I mean proper ‘flair hair’

Hmmm. Good point. Noted

Nickname. Needs a nickname. Like a really good one.

Yep, good. What else ?

Looks like an icon ? Ideally something religious

Like it. Keep ‘em coming

Hard as effing nails. Sort of bloke that gets taken out, knocked out cold and then gets up and shakes hands with the ****er that did it.

Awesome. That it ?

One more thing.......sort of bloke that would launch a ridiculous clothing range. I don’t mean like Stockdale, who was supposedly serious with his stupid ‘snapbacks’ and dodgy business partners, but something properly shite, just for a laugh like. Maybe a dodgy tee shirt.

“I think I know just the fella”

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AmexRuislip said:

If you wear Schelotto t shirts, does it mean early leavers get out of the Amex quicker

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