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[Albion] Palace Fans Biggest Fear



Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
18,822
Worthing
I'm sure if we're talking about the Albion / Palace rivalry thing, their biggest fear would be to get relegated whilst we stay up, particularly as we're setup to prosper in the future, whilst they are bucking the trend with their old / decrepit stadium and overpaid but under performing 'stars'.
 

Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
49,900
Goldstone
He's in training and Woy said he may be in contention for Saturday, looking at the stats I think they see him as a talisman?
That's just a poor effort to try and disguise from the opposition what team will play. Palace wouldn't expect much from a trip to Chelsea anyway, I doubt very much that he'll play tomorrow.
As games run out, I can imagine them rushing him back if they felt they had to, but tomorrow? Surely not, that would be too daft even for them.
Well it appears not.
 

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
I reckon most people's biggest fear is being found dead in a Palace top.

There's definitely a gap in the market there. Set up a company that ensures that when family members you don't much like pass away, they are found wearing stockings, suspenders, a Crystal Palace top and a satsuma in the mouth. A laptop nearby will be playing Star Trek porn on loop.

I've even got a name for the business: Indignitas.
 


Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 24, 2007
10,160
Arundel
I'm sure if we're talking about the Albion / Palace rivalry thing, their biggest fear would be to get relegated whilst we stay up, particularly as we're setup to prosper in the future, whilst they are bucking the trend with their old / decrepit stadium and overpaid but under performing 'stars'.

You often hear them bleating on about why we did we have to screw it up this year when, when Brighton got promoted. Imagine the bragging rights, wherever we are in the Premier League and wherever they are in The Championship or League One, we'll be able to throw it straight back at them after years of torment ... sweet!
 

Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 11, 2003
73,270
West west west Sussex
You often hear them bleating on about why we did we have to screw it up this year when, when Brighton got promoted. Imagine the bragging rights, wherever we are in the Premier League and wherever they are in The Championship or League One, we'll be able to throw it straight back at them after years of torment ... sweet!
Straight back at who?

Once again an awful lot of log-ins seem to have been forgotten.
 

Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 24, 2007
10,160
Arundel


Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 24, 2007
10,160
Arundel
We can't gloat and throw it back at palace fans if they've all vanished from NSC.

No, good point, fortunately for me my recent antagonists have been my Son and his friends, they are going to find it a little harder to "go away" .... all good natured though, and just fun!
 


hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
60,983
Chandlers Ford
I know where you are going next with this............social services isn’t it ?

I wouldn't go THAT far. It would be a very RUM affair, though.

How the actual **** does the child of an Albion fan, grow up to become - and be ALLOWED to become - Palace? :shrug:
 

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,375
I wouldn't go THAT far. It would be a very RUM affair, though.

How the actual **** does the child of an Albion fan, grow up to become - and be ALLOWED to become - Palace? :shrug:
Yeah wtf?!

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Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 24, 2007
10,160
Arundel
What.


Wait?



Your SON, is Palace?

It's been discussed a 1,000 times, yes, long is story and causes much amusement to way too many people! Suffice to say my avatar includes me and my younger Son's laughing at my Palace Son (or Social Outcast) as we like to call him.
 

Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,652
Worthing
I wouldn't go THAT far. It would be a very RUM affair, though.

How the actual **** does the child of an Albion fan, grow up to become - and be ALLOWED to become - Palace? :shrug:

Some sort of weird punishment thing. I’m out of here, too weird.
 

Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,652
Worthing
It's been discussed a 1,000 times, yes, long is story and causes much amusement to way too many people! Suffice to say my avatar includes me and my younger Son's laughing at my Palace Son (or Social Outcast) as we like to call him.

Joking aside, something horrible must have happened and I don’t think it should be aired on here.
I feel your pain.
 

*Gullsworth*

My Hair is like his hair
Jan 20, 2006
9,351
West...West.......WEST SUSSEX
It's been discussed a 1,000 times, yes, long is story and causes much amusement to way too many people! Suffice to say my avatar includes me and my younger Son's laughing at my Palace Son (or Social Outcast) as we like to call him.
Have you got 5 sons? If so good on you for having four Albion supporters, shame the other didn't support Whitehawk or Worthing!
 


Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 24, 2007
10,160
Arundel
Have you got 5 sons? If so good on you for having four Albion supporters, shame the other didn't support Whitehawk or Worthing!

Two Son's and two Grandson's in that photo, laughing at poor Dan, Dan the Palace fan
 

LowKarate

New member
Jan 6, 2004
2,002
Wombling free
It's been discussed a 1,000 times, yes, long is story and causes much amusement to way too many people! Suffice to say my avatar includes me and my younger Son's laughing at my Palace Son (or Social Outcast) as we like to call him.

WTAF!

It does at least make your Will easier to write when one of your offspring takes a stance like that.
 

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