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[Football] Scheletto song



Seagull1989

Well-known member
Oct 31, 2011
1,196
I think our Right back needs a song from his last performances .

He's magic you know , Ezequiel Schelotto

Thoughts ?
 












mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
"She's the one" - By Sir Robert Williams

His hair flows
His hair is freeee
Didn't cost much
from Italy
Will he control it? We just don't know
Schelotto
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
Whole Lotta Love

He's so cool yeah
Baby I'm not fooling
He's gonna send ya
Back to Schooling

Down the right side
A-honey you need
He's gonna go on a run
He's gonna go on a run

Schelotto will run
Schelloto will run
Schelloto will run
Schelloto will run
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
To the "uh oh" beginning of "Crazy in love" by BEYONCE

Schelotto-lotto-lotto-oh oh
Schelotto-lotto-lotto-oh oh
Schelotto-lotto-lotto-oh oh

He's got me so crazy right now
His hairs got me so crazy right now
His flairs got me so crazy right now
His style has got me so crazy right now


Schelotto-lotto-lotto-oh oh
Schelotto-lotto-lotto-oh oh
Schelotto-lotto-lotto-oh oh
Schelotto-lotto-lotto-oh oh


This of course will only work if everyone does a beyonce BUM SHAKE whilst singing, otherwise we would all just look silly and amateurish. And that's the last thing I want.
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
OK Song Police. Rip this one apart!
To the tune of Amarillo.

"We love Ezequiel Schelotto.
Ev'ry night I've been huggin' my pillow.
We love Ezequiel Schelotto.
I'd let him shag my wife for me.

Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
I'd let him shag my wife for me."

COAT!
 


Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,054
tokyo
To the tune of 'You are my Sunshine'

He's our Schelotto
didn't cost a lot-o
he makes us happy, each time he plays
you'll never notice
how much we love him
until you take schelotto away
 


Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,025
West Sussex
I think I have cracked it... and killed 3 birds with one stone as it were.

To the tune of "Let's go ****ing mental"

Ezekiel Schelotto
and Jose Izqueirdo
and Gaetan Bong
all in one song!

<repeat>
 




mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
OK Song Police. Rip this one apart!
To the tune of Amarillo.

"We love Ezequiel Schelotto.
Ev'ry night I've been huggin' my pillow.
We love Ezequiel Schelotto.
I'd let him shag my wife for me.

Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
I'd let him shag my wife for me."

COAT!

Perhaps
"Schelotto la la la lotto
Schelotto la la la lotto
Schelotto la la la lotto
I'd let him shag my wife for me"
 
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Sirnormangall

Well-known member
Sep 21, 2017
2,940
I think I have cracked it... and killed 3 birds with one stone as it were.

To the tune of "Let's go ****ing mental"

Ezekiel Schelotto
and Jose Izqueirdo
and Gaetan Bong
all in one song!

<repeat>
Excellent. 3 songs in 1 is great for us older fans who don’t want too many different songs to remember. The brevity of lyrics is also helpful.
 


LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,487
SHOREHAM BY SEA
No song but I just love it when he goes marauding down the wing......tinge of sadness though as it means Bruno isn’t playing (last season?)
 




hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai
I think I have cracked it... and killed 3 birds with one stone as it were.

To the tune of "Let's go ****ing mental"

Ezekiel Schelotto
and Jose Izqueirdo
and Gaetan Bong
all in one song!

<repeat>

That's great and works on different levels.

Simple, memorable, catchy, a good shelf life and could be sung even if all 3 are not on the pitch at the same time.

Make it happen, Albion supporters.
 










LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,487
SHOREHAM BY SEA
It was mentioned on Sky yesterday that Scheletto was born in Argentine and is an Italien international,so how did we pick him up and from who?

Sporting CP ...and how i have no idea......i remember the photo on the day we signed him and he looked awesome (not that looks are everything)....and then he played and i thought oh god no......but there was one game he played and had to be subbed after 60 mins (Bournemouth 2/2?) because he was so knackered.....but he had been brilliant ...he hasn't looked back since
 


Bob!

Coffee Buyer
Jul 5, 2003
11,061
Surely someone can do something with this:



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By the…
 



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