Is surely the corn I now have on my right inner pinky toe. Or is there something worse?
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[Misc] The most painful thing in the world
- Thread starter Herr Tubthumper
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AmexRuislip
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Barnacles on your aft 
AmexRuislip
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My nose after synoplasty op.
Megazone
On his last warning
Having a mobile phone charger removed from the anus absolutely kills. There can't be much worse pain than that?
Superphil
Dismember
A 3/8” chisel in your japs eye
hart's shirt
Well-known member
Leaving the phone up there and hearing the following words:
“You've called the Eagle Line on Selhurst 8049, that's the number for Palace information every day… 24 hours a day…”
Not even close to a tooth abscess
OzMike
Well-known member
Realising that the last 26 years may have been a complete waste of time.
Don't talk shit. Every minute is a valuable learning exercise.
Take a step back, think about things and then come out fighting.
Baldseagull
Well-known member
Viz magazine did some research into this, as you commonly hear people say when told of someone elses ailment, "oooh theres nothing worse".
The conclusion was that a paper cut on your bellend was the worst.
The conclusion was that a paper cut on your bellend was the worst.
Butch Willykins
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Tooth abcess has got to be right up there
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luppers
New member
totally agree,I have had them never been in so much pain
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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Tooth abscess all day long! Until you've experienced it you have no idea, 24 hours of constant throbbing pain, was the last time I sat up crying all night since I was about 5
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Another mention for tooth abscess for prolonged intense pain, honourable mention to treading on an upturned three pin plug, stubbing your toe or getting a strand of golden Virginia stuck under your eyelid...The thought of snapping my banjo string has given me nightmares
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Every single gentleman reading that, instantly and reassuringly covers the Crown Jewels through gritted teeth and screams oooohh nooooo
scooter1
How soon is now?
A kick in the balls or a ruptured ACL