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[Albion] 2018 who's the flairest of them all? Round 1 group A
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theboybilly
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I stand corrected then, thank you
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
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I voted for Calderon based on hair and face goal, but why don't we just skip to the final where we all vote Vicente.
Crikey.
Grombleton
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- Dec 31, 2011
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Calde is one of my favourite ever players to pull on the stripes, nay perhaps THE favourite.
However, he isn't as flair as Paddy. He was the definition of flair. A true luxury.
However, he isn't as flair as Paddy. He was the definition of flair. A true luxury.
These things are always in the eye of the beholder, of course, but honestly - if you live somewhere where Isabella Holla would NOT be considered pretty special, then I can only congratulate you.
[Ah bugger - EDIT- you were being IRONIC innit? Its been a long day
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MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Lead singer in nondescript 90s britpop tribute act
Lead singer in genuine globally famous band
Something 'digital'
Barman
Actor
Cult leader
Close, but not a tribute band - lead singer of some Madchester or Britpop fringe band that had three minor hits in the late 80s, (one track reached 14 in the charts for a week, and they got to play a few tour dates supporting Sleeper or The Blue Aeroplanes) before falling out, and ending up playing student bars and working men’s clubs. They split up 1994 due to the singer’s drug habit and some legal wrangles with their record company, before reforming two years ago on the back of the vogue for britpop revivals.
SeagullRic
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All these Calderon voters are reminding me of shy tories- a sense of embarrassment/fear of humiliation holding them back from piping up.
Farcical Inigo is storming it, greatest servant/all round bloke it'd be justifiable, here it's nonsensical.
Farcical Inigo is storming it, greatest servant/all round bloke it'd be justifiable, here it's nonsensical.
Whitechapel
Famous Last Words
Round One, Group A and the whole thing is a farce already. This group contains;
A player we signed due to winning a load of money from Coca-Cola who when he wasn’t refusing to play was absolutely useless bar scoring a handful of screamers and somehow turned that in to a career playing for a host of top European clubs including Fenerbahçe & Galatasaray before returning to The Amex and dishing out apparent homophobic abuse before jetting off around Europe and South America again. He has 5 votes and is second bottom of the group. We also have a fat, lazy social media obsessed bellend with red facial hair and a sever god complex in this group. 4 votes.
Yet the person winning this thread is Calderon. Why? He’s not flair. In fact Calderon should be tied with Sandaza near the bottom. Spanish with long hair. Who cares? Spain isn’t even an exciting country. Not really. The Congo is an exciting country. If we signed a striker from Gabon, Peru or Saudi Arabia then that would be exciting. Spain is not.
The final nail in the Calde coffin is:
If you google Inigo Calderon the first “people also search for” option is Gordon Greer. A Scottish centre back called Gordon who looks like he might be that guy from IT all the single mums fancy in every office in this country.
If you google Colin Kazim-Kazim (which is what he called himself in Turkey don’t forget) then the first result is Jo, a big black afro-toting Brazilian international who at one point was Man City’s record signing despite being absolute shit. These are the difference between levels of flair, NSC has got it wrong.
A player we signed due to winning a load of money from Coca-Cola who when he wasn’t refusing to play was absolutely useless bar scoring a handful of screamers and somehow turned that in to a career playing for a host of top European clubs including Fenerbahçe & Galatasaray before returning to The Amex and dishing out apparent homophobic abuse before jetting off around Europe and South America again. He has 5 votes and is second bottom of the group. We also have a fat, lazy social media obsessed bellend with red facial hair and a sever god complex in this group. 4 votes.
Yet the person winning this thread is Calderon. Why? He’s not flair. In fact Calderon should be tied with Sandaza near the bottom. Spanish with long hair. Who cares? Spain isn’t even an exciting country. Not really. The Congo is an exciting country. If we signed a striker from Gabon, Peru or Saudi Arabia then that would be exciting. Spain is not.
The final nail in the Calde coffin is:
If you google Inigo Calderon the first “people also search for” option is Gordon Greer. A Scottish centre back called Gordon who looks like he might be that guy from IT all the single mums fancy in every office in this country.
If you google Colin Kazim-Kazim (which is what he called himself in Turkey don’t forget) then the first result is Jo, a big black afro-toting Brazilian international who at one point was Man City’s record signing despite being absolute shit. These are the difference between levels of flair, NSC has got it wrong.
Plus they're all tragically uncool but think of themselves as "hip" and "down wiv da kidz".
turienzo's lovechild
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a gentle reminder that we're in the home stretch on this group. The poll will close at 7:27PM.
While 1st, 2nd and 3rd are pretty much wrapped up, 4th spot is very much up for grabs
While 1st, 2nd and 3rd are pretty much wrapped up, 4th spot is very much up for grabs
MattBackHome
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Sorry.
How in God's name has Kemy Agustein only got 4 votes here.
What is happening to NSC.
How in God's name has Kemy Agustein only got 4 votes here.
What is happening to NSC.
He looked very impressive when warming up at half time.
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turienzo's lovechild
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a couple of hours left
I'll be starting groups C and D tonight so that all is done and dusted by the end of the week and the 2nd round can start monday
I'll be starting groups C and D tonight so that all is done and dusted by the end of the week and the 2nd round can start monday