[Albion] 2018 who's the flairest of them all? Round 1 group A

turienzo's lovechild · Feb 27, 2018

Paddy McCourt
Nationality: Northern Irish (18 caps 2 goals)
Position: not really sure? Midfielder or something?
Albion Career: 2014-15 (10 apps 0 goals)
Flair profile: Enigmatic "retro" style player. No end product. Scruffy. No positional sense whatsoever

Lorenzo Pinamonte
Nationality: Italian
Position: Striker
Albion Career: 1999-00 (9 apps 2 goals)
Flair profile: Trendsetting foreigner. Lovely Long hair

Kemy Agustien
Nationality: Curacao (13 caps 0 goals)
Position: "Midfielder"
Albion Career: 2013-15 (13 apps 0 goals)
Flair Profile: Immense social media presence. Lack of self awareness. VERY lazy. No end product. A bit fat. Why did he have a red beard?!

Jiri Skalak
Nationality: Czech (13 caps 0 goals)
Position: Winger
Albion Career: 2016- (40 caps 2 goals)
Flair Profile: Great hair. Scored a goal of the season and did nothing else. Something weird about a dog?

Francisco Sandaza
Nationality: Spanish
Position: Striker
Albion Career: 2010-11 (19 apps 4 goals)
Flair Profile: The least skilful Spanish player ever? That nose. Funny appearance/style

Kazenga LuaLua
Nationality: Congolese
Position: Winger
Albion Career: 2010-2018 (142 apps 17 goals)
Flair Profile: Ticks all the boxes when it comes to playing style. Great social media presence. Good celebration

Colin Kazim-Richards
Nationality: Turkish (37 caps 2 goals)
Position: Striker
Albion Career: 2005-06 (43 apps 6 goals)
Flair Profile: Bad attitude. Ludicrous career path. Entourage. Interesting way we signed him. Quite skilful

Inigo Calderon
Nationality: Spanish (Basque)
Position: Right Back
Albion Career: 2010-16 (198 apps 18 goals)
Flair Profile: local hero. Great appearance/cheeky smile. Top bloke. Scored with his face

turienzo's lovechild · Feb 27, 2018

Vote for who was the FLAIREST

Top 4 progress so use your vote wisely. Poll ends in 2 days

Badger · Feb 27, 2018

If we're talking pound for pound flair, it's got to be Calde.

Stumpy Tim · Feb 27, 2018

The Complete Badger said:
I fully expect the people who don’t understand flair to go with a vote for popularity and pick Calderon or Kazenga.

Correct. Paddy for me... alcoholic tramp lookalike with sublime skills & yet no end-product. The very definition of flair

Cheshire Cat · Feb 27, 2018

If Calde doesn't walk this, there is something rotten in the state of NSC.

turienzo's lovechild · Feb 27, 2018

I once watched a YouTube complication of Paddy McCourt. It was like 7 minutes of him doing solo runs and him either getting tackled or smashing the ball over the bar

turienzo's lovechild · Feb 27, 2018

Why is Calderon flair exactly? Hero, yes. Loveable, yes. A "cult hero", yes.

Not really that flair though is he

theboybilly · Feb 27, 2018

I liked Paddy but I think he had other things (at home) occupying his mind. Some lovely skills too

turienzo's lovechild · Feb 27, 2018

I remember watching Agustien play in an early league cup game against a lower league team, can’t remember which. He was the most experienced player in the team but was just trundling around the pitch, spraying passes around (usually out for a throw in) and generally looking like he couldn’t give a solitary shit. I think that was around the time that he started sporting a red beard. I just looked at him and thought “you’re a disgrace to your profession”

He belongs in the quarter finals of this id say

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theboybilly · Feb 27, 2018

turienzo's lovechild said:
I remember watching Agustien play in an early league cup game against a lower league team, can’t remember which. He was the most experienced player in the team but was just trundling around the pitch, spraying passes around (usually out for a throw in) and generally looking like he couldn’t give a solitary shit. I think that was around the time that he started sporting a red beard. I just looked at him and thought “you’re a disgrace to your profession”

He belongs in the quarter finals of this id say

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Was it the 2nd match of Oscar's tenure v Newport County?

A1X · Feb 27, 2018

Jiri Skalak has done two things of note in a Brighton shirt.

1. Achieved the highest ever ratio of quality of player vs quality of best goal (terrible / amazing).
2. Posed in in his garden while stood on a bucket to celebrate promotion.

Utterly mental.

Luke93 · Feb 27, 2018

turienzo's lovechild said:
Why is Calderon flair exactly? Hero, yes. Loveable, yes. A "cult hero", yes.

Not really that flair though is he

He scored with his face!

Jimmy Grimble · Feb 27, 2018

Who won it last year? And have they been rested from this years contest?

Giraffe · Feb 27, 2018

turienzo's lovechild said:
Why is Calderon flair exactly? Hero, yes. Loveable, yes. A "cult hero", yes.

Not really that flair though is he

Completely this.

I fear this might go the way of the animal competitions.

We love Calderon but flair he is not. No no no.

In this group I voted McCourt. Has more flair than Calders.

lizard · Feb 27, 2018

Team Skalak punk:

Brian Fantana · Feb 27, 2018

Anyone voting Calde needs to have a serious word with themselves.

Baldseagull · Feb 27, 2018

McCourt is the clear winner of this group, he is the only one likely to turn up to the game more pissed than me.

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[Albion] 2018 who's the flairest of them all? Round 1 group A

Round 1 Group A

McCourt

Pinamonte

Agustien

Skalak

Sandaza

Lualua

Kazim-Richards

Calderon

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