I'm sure there is but I'm not sure his wife will be too happy with him using the service.
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- Thread starter el punal
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I'm sure there is but I'm not sure his wife will be too happy with him using the service.
Must be exchange visit, mines fecked off to Oz for 4+ weeks to stay with our son, partner and now crawling Grand Daughter, left me more work than you can shake a stick at, I got back from the airport, took a look round and thought f**k it, I'll live with it for a few days then start. 4 weeks to structurly alter kitchen, have it plastered, renew electrics, source, buy and fit new kitchen, etc etc. May need a few extra days to prepare myself for this, maybe start after Swansea eh? She'll never know? Unless the others (family) visit! I'll just pretend I'm out? That'll do. Happy days!
Alba Badger
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Has she told that your paying for the holiday yet?
Washing, cleaning? She's only going for a few weeks isn't she?
Too right Bud, you can easily buy a bigger laundry basket, or get an overspill cardboard box? They love to do the washing, why would anyone deprive them of these exciting tasks��
pearl
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top tip, cut down on washing by turning pants inside out and wearing them for another week
studio150
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You must be pleased that she has avoided the pre season overseas games, for your own holiday.
- Aug 8, 2005
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"you're", not to mention the missing "you".
top tip, cut down on washing by turning pants inside out and wearing them for another week
But but but! I've been doing that for years! It's how she taught me?
thedonkeycentrehalf
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Many years ago, in the pre-internet age, my parents went on holiday for two weeks. I didn't know they had changed the washing machine so put my work shirts in on Friday night, turned the dial and they seemed to wash. What I couldn't work out was how to empty the water out to open the door. Throughout Saturday, I washed my shirts many times on different setting but still no way of opening the door. Same on Sunday. On Monday, with only one clean shirt left, I went down to the local Currys where a mate worked and had to ask him to find an instruction manual for the washing machine so I could free my now very white shirts.
Lesson to be learned - don't try to do a woman's work yourself. We men are just not capable of such tasks. As for my mate who ended up in A&E after trying to iron a shirt while wearing it....
grubbyhands
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top tip, cut down on washing by turning pants inside out and wearing them for another week
Get some of those 3 legged underpants. Day one conventional, day two rotate them 120 degrees and the same for day three. Turn inside out and repeat for days four five and six. Marketed ,I believe, as Yellow fronted brown backs. Day seven incinerate.
OzMike
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I was working whilst she was gone to put spending money into her account to use while she was there, god I am well trained.
A hero! Without any doubt, mine cleaned the bank before she left!! Leaving just enough to carry out her home improvement list, food! Who needs food? Foods for losers! Cups of sweet tea, that's all a man needs!!!. Think I'm getting cabin fever