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[NSC] NSC speak - but not on NSC



Bodian

Well-known member
May 3, 2012
11,603
Cumbria
In another thread there is mention of being 'NSC fluent', which led to Shropshire Seagull relating this story:

Re NSC lingo at work:
In a team meeting a few years back, I yelled "Fixtures FFS" when someone asked a question that had already been answered.
Everyone in the room gave me an odd-look and I really couldn't be bothered to explain .... retorting quickly to "Moving on ...."

Not long ago most of my team all received new smartphones. I immediately asked if they were Omsung Phines, to general bewilderment.

I'm sure many have done something similar - any other examples?
 






Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
12,393
Brighton
I've muttered the phrase 'excuse if fixtures' under my breath at work before, but never let it out loud. Is 'Fixtures' a pure NSC term?
 


















Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
In another thread there is mention of being 'NSC fluent', which led to Shropshire Seagull relating this story:



Not long ago most of my team all received new smartphones. I immediately asked if they were Omsung Phines, to general bewilderment.

I'm sure many have done something similar - any other examples?

Someone must have some, Shirley?
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,722
Worthing
I took my Pompey supporting mate to a game and told him, “We’re loose”.

He thought it was due to the previous nights beer and curry.

I just left it...... couldn’t go there really.
 




Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
I’m sure plenty of you have used “marvellous scenes”?
 










Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,730
Brighton
I sometimes TEXT random words in CAPITAL LETTERS for COMEDIC effect, which I have picked up from here I am ASHAMED TO SAY

What I ENJOY is how SERIOUSLY some people TAKE this phenomenon.
 









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