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    Break into his house at night, get into his bedroom, and hold a gun to his head. Oh, and a shirt. And a pen. And a torch.
    Hold tight, my man
    He's got the frisbee

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      Quote Originally Posted by edna krabappel View Post
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      These are all better suggestions than the increasingly tedious "XXX can i have your shirt please" signs that seem to be cropping up at every stadium now.
      Like the electronic 'sub' boards we have thanks to the Americans, we could have an electronic "____ can i have your shirt please" sign, and change it depending on who's closest.
      Hold tight, my man
      He's got the frisbee
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      Buy the shirt and get it printed. Get yourself down to that there Latino America Grill, every lunchtime and evening, for a nice steak and glass of Malbec, and wait for Jose (and Leo and Bruno) to waltz in, as they inevitably will.

      It might take a few days waiting it out, before you strike lucky, but the steaks do look great...


      (It would be cheaper to just bid £800 for the auction one, mind)
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      Quote Originally Posted by Triggaaar View Post
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      Break into his house at night, get into his bedroom, and hold a gun to his head. Oh, and a shirt. And a pen. And a torch.
      its a floored plan, you also need something to lean against as writing on a shirt resting on a duvet will not work.

      I suggest a breakfast tray or similar

      oh and a head torch to free up a hand.

      and some clackers so he feels the love and doesnt get too scared.
      You put your left leg in, your left leg out.

      In, out, in, out and shake it all about...............
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      its a floored plan, you also need something to lean against as writing on a shirt resting on a duvet will not work.

      I suggest a breakfast tray or similar
      But you've already suggested the floor?
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      tweet him? If you make a charitable donation, well I dunno, he seems like a top fella though worth a go?
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      Quote Originally Posted by marcos3263 View Post
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      its a floored plan, you also need something to lean against as writing on a shirt resting on a duvet will not work.

      I suggest a breakfast tray or similar
      Good idea.
      oh and a head torch to free up a hand.
      Can't you hold the torch in one hand, and the gun in the other?
      and some clackers so he feels the love and doesnt get too scared.
      Oh yeah, we don't want him getting scared, he might mess up the signature.
      Hold tight, my man
      He's got the frisbee
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      Just buy him a shirt and a black pen and explain that you cannot have everything in life unless you are willing to work for it
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      Can't you hold the torch in one hand, and the gun in the other?
      Voice of experience, worrying Trig
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      Quote Originally Posted by maffew View Post
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      Voice of experience, worrying Trig
      I was careful to word it to make it look like I was guessing.
      Hold tight, my man
      He's got the frisbee

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