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[Misc] World's Hardest Creature XI - THE FINAL
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Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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It's been a very quiet final so far from the badgeristas. I suspect it's because they know that they're up against a far superior opponent and any arguments they make for their little fella will be dismissed and bettered by the Hippo.
I expect the badger boys to remain silent, letting the thread drop down the main board so that any neutrals might miss it and then crack open their second accounts and let the honey monster secretly surge to victory...
Either that or the world realises what a hard ******* the hippo actually is.
I expect the badger boys to remain silent, letting the thread drop down the main board so that any neutrals might miss it and then crack open their second accounts and let the honey monster secretly surge to victory...
Either that or the world realises what a hard ******* the hippo actually is.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYYMWlvtwzo
"We're 80 - 59 down.
Who gives a fig.
I'm a honey badger and I'll kill the pig!"
"We're 80 - 59 down.
Who gives a fig.
I'm a honey badger and I'll kill the pig!"
TSB
Captain Hindsight
Pretty clearly that mentalist in the lake.
Rather than the cuddly toy
Rather than the cuddly toy
Not been the same since the bobbit worm was unfairly beaten and knocked out of the Comp.
But that's because a hippo is bigger, and not the point of the competition. The hippo is massive and incredibly powerful. I imagine it would lose a fight to an elephant though, because they're even bigger. Hippos attack to protect their young, their ladies, and food etc, and they attack creatures smaller than themselves. The honey badger attacks for no reason, whatever the size, because it's mental.
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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In the year 2929 when we all live underground and have evolved into electronic brains in jars there will still be people who mistake hardness for bigness. "But the Orca would just CRUSH the shrimp".
Amazing how many still don't get it.
Indeed.If it was just straight fighting, I imagine it would simply be the Orca ruling the waves and the African Elephant ruling the land. No other animal could take them on.
But that's not the ****ing point dummies!
father_and_son
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As a neutral watching the final...
Badger! Badger! Badger!
Badger! Badger! Badger!
If it was just straight fighting, I imagine it would simply be the Orca ruling the waves and the African Elephant ruling the land. No other animal could take them on.
But that's not the ****ing point dummies!
That would make for literally the dullest most pointless contest of all time. The whole point of the WHC is personality. It's the reason it has endured as a contest IMO.
Well, Humans would just win every year wouldn't they?
Are we allowed tanks and submarines?
If it was just straight fighting, I imagine it would simply be the Orca ruling the waves and the African Elephant ruling the land. No other animal could take them on.
But that's not the ****ing point dummies!
I completely agree. But it still doesn't make the cuddly toy Trump rat hard. GO HIPPO!!!
Baldseagull
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Hippo is just a fat horse.
Yeah, with a penchant to murder baby hippos so's he can shag their mums, he attacks smaller defenceless creatures cos he's a fat bully boy, 'hard' nah, just an obnoxious bully.
If the honey badger was the same size as the hippo I know who'd win, HB would chew his face off.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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You've got your beasts the wrong way round.
The Hippo is (almost exclusively) a herbivore and attacks other beasts for fun. It's massively aggressive and highly unpredictable. No animal messes with the hippo, the Hippo messes with them.
The Honey Badger only attacks when it's cornered and has no choice but to fight it's way out of trouble. It doesn't attack anything bigger than it for food. Chasing some disinterested lion cubs away from carrion doesn't count. It's not trying to kill the lions for food, just chase them away so it can eat something that somebody else has already killed.
Rodney Thomas
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Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack
The badgers got Hughton in his corner!
The badgers got Hughton in his corner!
Nope.
Looks like it's not a herbivore.
It protects it's area, it doesn't just attack for no reason.
The only creatures that are ever bothered by hippos are smaller than the hippo.
maffew
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Do cars, people and swimming pools count?