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Eggmundo

U & I R listening to KAOS
Jul 8, 2003
3,466
What Skoda's are we talking about?
Model or year of manufacture?

You can't leave it like that, lives are at stake here.
 


Big G

New member
Dec 14, 2005
1,086
Brighton
What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!! :lolol:

That’s outrageous and ‘offensive’ against Jehovah’s Witnesses!
You’re ‘Jehoverist’...
Also that’s ‘offensive’ against Skoda’s!
You’re ‘Skodarist’
Hang your head in shame at your ‘offensive’ remarks against 2 oppressed groups!
How dare you make a joke with the intention of causing humour, when openly being offensive to anything or anybody!
 








mothy

Well-known member
Dec 30, 2012
2,094
Stewart Hall, Max Clifford and Rolf Harris walk into a pub,

An Irishman at the bar shouts "not YEWTREE again"!
 


Lindfield by the Pond

Well-known member
Jan 10, 2009
1,886
Lindfield (near the pond)
My fave Skoda joke (although things have turned round for them now)
Man walks into a garage and says "Have you got a petrol cap for a Skoda?". After a bit of thought garage manager says "It's a deal"
 






Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!! :lolol:

Perhaps a little squirt of WD40 on the hinges might help? It helped with my front door.
 








B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,162
Shoreham Beaaaach
My favourite car joke as a youth was:

What's the difference between an XR3 and a hedgehog.

A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.
 






WATFORD zero

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 10, 2003
25,676
What's the difference between a sheep and a Skoda

It's marginally less embarrassing being caught in the back of a Skoda
 




LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!! :lolol:

Why couldn't you shut the door? Was it because you were attempting to transport a large item (such as a pair of step ladders or a lawn mower with matching bow saw) in the Skoda?
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Why couldn't you shut the door? Was it because you were attempting to transport a large item (such as a pair of step ladders or a lawn mower with matching bow saw) in the Skoda?

Or perhaps all the wooden panels to construct a garden storage building? A real bought a shed moment?
 



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