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[Food] Please listen to the clip , it COULD happen to you , god forbid .
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Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
Probably voted Breggsit
Oh that's good, that's very good.
hart's shirt
Well-known member
One cracked egg and she phones 999?
With these calls on the increase, it's time to say un oeuf's un oeuf.
With these calls on the increase, it's time to say un oeuf's un oeuf.
Can't tell if being serious...
studio150
Well-known member
Deleted my comments didn't have the appropriate kite mark
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
You only get this type of banter on the message board of Brighton & Hove Albumen.
Tricky Dicky
New member
Wow ... just, er .... wow.
el punal
Well-known member
This really is an EGGStraordinary state of affairs. This female caller is obviously SHELLshocked about putting all her EGGS in one basket and now she's SCRAMBLING for advice. Every now and HEN she can't cope, her brain is ADDLED and she is BOILING over in frustration.
Help is at hand - a POACH, well spoken man from the local council is on the case. He has contacted the caller and stated :
"Good morning Mrs. *******, OMELETTE us help you. Keep calm and LAY down for a while and try not BROOD over this problem. NEST FRIEDay one of our staff will visit you and try and COCOTTE a solution. I can't be EGGsactly sure but I believe his name is BENEDICT HASH-BROWN. Well, that's about it FRITTATA for now."
I am picking up my coat as we speak!
Help is at hand - a POACH, well spoken man from the local council is on the case. He has contacted the caller and stated :
"Good morning Mrs. *******, OMELETTE us help you. Keep calm and LAY down for a while and try not BROOD over this problem. NEST FRIEDay one of our staff will visit you and try and COCOTTE a solution. I can't be EGGsactly sure but I believe his name is BENEDICT HASH-BROWN. Well, that's about it FRITTATA for now."
I am picking up my coat as we speak!
RandyWanger
Je suis rôti de boeuf
These egg puns crack me up
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Credit where credit is due. This 4 year old, from Croydon, used his unconscious Mum's thumb to unlock her phone, and asked Siri to dial 999.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/23/hero-four-year-old-boy-saves-mums-life-by-ringing-999-6528360/
nicko31
Well-known member
Has to be a wind up, would anyone do that?
maffew
Well-known member
That is crazy clever thinking for a four yr old, never mind one fro Croydon, brilliant