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[Food] Lunch related injury









AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,823
Ruislip
What the actual fvck are you crapping on about

We'll as you fecking asked, I thought that when you said:
I will open NSC, read a few threads and end up headbutting the desk in front of me.
I took it that when you opened up NSC on your generic device, and being small you might have walked into a table without looking!
 


The Brighton Bear

Come on Kylie, get a grip
May 3, 2010
13,975
Rottingdean
While changing between my distance and reading glasses I've just poked myself in the eye with a plastic fork I was eating my lunch with:facepalm:.

As I type this with salad dressing smeared over my cheek, blurred vision and tears streaming from my left eye, I wonder has anyone else out there injured themselves while eating lunch? or alternatively has anyone else done anything equally stupid today?

Probably safest to just stick to a sandwich.
 






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