I can't be the only person that sees a thread like this from The Dear Leader and thinks:-
'oh goodie a new striker is putting pen to paper today'.
'oh goodie a new striker is putting pen to paper today'.
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[Albion] When will we sign THE striker?
- Thread starter Bozza
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nicko31
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Last minute, but this time we will
Well there isn't a single player in Turkey's top 15 goalscorers that fits the Albion's profile. https://uk.soccerway.com/national/turkey/super-lig/20172018/regular-season/r42332/?ICID=TN_02_01_07
That's one shitehouse list, and guess who doesn't even appear in that!
Belgium is better, https://uk.soccerway.com/national/belgium/pro-league/20172018/regular-season/r41608/ starting with the Iranian Kevin Rezaei currently scoring for RSC Charleroi.
Oh and a little more trawling finds the next Raphael D
Ladies and gentlemen it gives me great pleasure to introduce you too...
...Boureima Hassane Bandé
He is my pick for this window, I've never been wrong before, so fill your boots.
(All based on the goal after 3 minutes)
BensGrandad
New member
I think that should have read before signing a striker rather than not signing one but I suppose it boils down to the same points dropped. or thrown away.
Betfair Bozo
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- Jul 24, 2007
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Another name to Bandé about.
severnside gull
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I'm being super optimistic and saying that having dropped more easy points & proved at West Brom that we can't hit a barn door with a ****ing banjo, we will finally get someone in
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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We won't get one.
Everyone will say we are doomed
We will finish 12-14th.
Then in August we'll finally sign Gameiro, Calleri and Mbeko.
Everyone will say we are doomed
We will finish 12-14th.
Then in August we'll finally sign Gameiro, Calleri and Mbeko.
supaseagull
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We are making the same mistake as Boro did last season and we all know where they ended up. I’m really disappointed we don’t seem to have a clue with recruitment of strikers.
*guarantee that we will unveil an off the radar signing later today!
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*guarantee that we will unveil an off the radar signing later today!
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S'hampton Seagull
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honestly thought after the f k up of the summer and how at times we've looked absolutely toothless that we would of got at least 1 in the first week Jan.
Starting to feel familiar with the press releases.
Therfore voted we wont but suspect maybe a late loan as a punt.
We need 2/3
Starting to feel familiar with the press releases.
Therfore voted we wont but suspect maybe a late loan as a punt.
We need 2/3
Blue Valkyrie
Not seen such Bravery!
Announcement of what ? A special breakfast pie at the Chelsea game ?
Pardon? This is a thread about a new striker announcement is it not?
luppers
New member
I am thinking of a comment made by Alan Sheerer the other week on MOD that lots of teams are looking for a 20 goal striker,but where are they to be found. I have faith the team are trying their best to find one but it clearly aint easy. Roll on end of transfer window so we can stop reading all the cobblers on here on who we are and are not going to sign.
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
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Although Boro signed Alvaro Negrado - a pretty big named striker that one. Didn’t exactly go well for them.
Blue Valkyrie
Not seen such Bravery!
Yes, maybe my wording was blunter than I really meant.
I just think any announcement today will be about pies or parking or programs rather than the elusive new recruit.
Wardy's twin
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- Oct 21, 2014
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need to sign him so they can play against WBA ..