pearl
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the NS needs more female toilets or maybe one of the male toilets could be made unisex?
perhaps we need a poll?
perhaps we need a poll?
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[Albion] NS toilets
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SweatyMexican
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- Mar 31, 2013
- 4,101
I think all toilets should be unisex 
Hampster Gull
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- Dec 22, 2010
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It’s outrageous we have toilets in the stadium, it only encourages those with weak bladders to go during play
the NS needs more female toilets or maybe one of the male toilets could be made unisex?
perhaps we need a poll?
Are you joking. The mens toilets at half time are queuing on to the concourse. I think one of the Ladies needs to be converted to mens.
SweatyMexican
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- Mar 31, 2013
- 4,101
I agree, and with that in mind I think we should get rid of all the doors as it only encourages early leavers.
I think all toilets should be unisex
Not at the football. We have them at work, and naturally they are all cubicles (women, you may be intersted to know, only stand up to piss whn it is behind a car in a town centre after a night on the lash, and even then they usually squat). But the number of males at footy hugely outweighs females. Can you imagine how many cubicles the Amex would need to accomodate the hoards of blokes in the lav you see at half time? We would have to turn the whole concourse into a toilet. It's a no from me.
bha100
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- Aug 25, 2011
- 898
the NS needs more female toilets or maybe one of the male toilets could be made unisex?
perhaps we need a poll?
Can i suggest you consider to start identifying as gender fluid, when you wake up match day morning just decide you want to be a male today then you can then use the mens toilets
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
the NS needs more female toilets or maybe one of the male toilets could be made unisex?
perhaps we need a poll?
Will you be staging a sit down protest?
sydney
tinky ****in winky
yeah ...toilets are for those with a doctors note confirming a medical issue .....
sydney
tinky ****in winky
You are a GENIUS!
as long as you can stand up for the full duration and say "awlroight mate "at least 6 times during the pee pee...!!
el punal
Well-known member
I suppose the club could always rent Selhurst Park then you can take the piss and have a shit and no one will notice the difference.
Dirk Lehmann's Python
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Disgaree. Hardly anywhere to go as it is if you're a bloke who needs a, er, sit down toilet experience.
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AmexRuislip
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Perhaps we can have themed urinals.
1. Selhurst Park
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1. Selhurst Park
2. Selhurst Park
3. Selhurst Park
Anymore ideas not welcome!
Worthing exile
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- May 12, 2009
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What does need looking at is the design not the number.
At half time you have fans forcing their way in regardless of space while other fans are trying to exit.As it has been said before you need a one way system.
Similarly what moron put the sinks on one wall and the hand driers on the opposite, meanng you have to force your way at least once through both the in and out queue to wash and dry your hands?
At half time you have fans forcing their way in regardless of space while other fans are trying to exit.As it has been said before you need a one way system.
Similarly what moron put the sinks on one wall and the hand driers on the opposite, meanng you have to force your way at least once through both the in and out queue to wash and dry your hands?
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
It was, after the first season. The men complained they had to queue so one of the ladies toilets was converted to men.
I usually go, at half time, and to be honest, I've never had to queue more than five minutes. We could do with more than two dryers at each end.
Return of the Rev
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Should people who use the toilets more than once be deducted loyalty points? Could we have separate toilets for people who had been season ticket holders whilst we played at Gillingham 