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[Humour] Joke Du Jour - the last one for 2017



narly101

Well-known member
Feb 16, 2009
2,683
London
I had a sleep over with Darth Vader last night. He invited one of his Grand Moff's as well.

Didn't get a wink of sleep - he was tarkin all night.
 






McTavish

Well-known member
Nov 5, 2014
1,562
You do know that Darth Vader is a fictional character? If someone who claimed to be Darth Vader invited you for a sleep over, you should probabky be checking that the Imperial forces haven't breached your defences.
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I've heard of Darth Vader, but I thought Grand Moffs was short for Grandmothers, and as for tarkin? Therefore, I Googled "Grand Moffs". I now think I understand the joke. Thank you.
I know the joke where someone was Tolkien in their sleep. He had some terrible hobbits.
 



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