[Humour] Haircut Jokes

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maffew

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #21

bn9 bha said:

Little lad goes into a barber shop.
The barber says " how old are you young man ? "
Little lad says " I'm eight "
The barber says " and do you want a haircut? "
Little lad replies " I certainly didn't come in for a shave "

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have you had a haircut? No it was all of them

 

Herr Tubthumper

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #22

Hair dresser names were always good for puns as well

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #23

Herr Tubthumper said:

Hair dresser names were always good for puns as well

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Curl up and dye.

Edit- This is a name of a hairdressers, I have spelt dye correctly and I don't expect a ban for this.

 

Super Steve Earle

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #24

Still get mine done by a bloke called Sean.

 

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Postman Pat

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #25

I usually watch football at the hairdressers, the game is the same, but the highlights are better.

 

Is it PotG?

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #26

Paul Wella

 

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maffew

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #27

Postman Pat said:

I usually watch football at the hairdressers, the game is the same, but the highlights are better.

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I actually used to go with an ex when she got her hair done and they actually had a screen with the footy on , a comfy sofa and delivered us partners bottles of beer whilst they sipped (or in my exes case gulped wine as part of the compliments)

 

ferring seagull

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #28

Dinner with Gotsmanov said:

Just had a rug rethink and for some reason thought of the jokes that always came out at school when one went in sporting a new bit of Barnet butchery. The ones which I can recall, to my shame, are:

- Who cut your hair? Want me to get them for you?
- You had a haircut? Which one?
- You had a haircut? When are you going back to get it finished?
- Who cut your hair? Flymo?
- Who cut your hair? Some one blind .. (not sure the PC brigade would allow you to name an actual person with this disability though we did at school).

Any more additions to the oeuvre of inanity?

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Haven't got much time so I hope it is short !

 

Invicta

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #29

Wilfred Says!

 

Invicta

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #30

...Zaha even

 

Tony Towner's Fridge

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #31

Talk about repetitive and going on and on!

I am bald...can we move on please?

TNBA

TTF

 

Langley

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• Dec 28, 2017

• #32

Dinner with Gotsmanov said:

good work, keep 'em coming!!!!

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Went to my local barber , are you going on holiday he said, yes said I, going to Rome . When you are there , he said you must visit St Peters Square, there will be thousands of people there and the Pope appears on a balcony and blesses the people.
3 weeks later I revisited the barber again, did you see the Pope he asked, yes I said, but you did not tell me that he came down from the balcony and walked amongst the crowd, in fact he came over and stood in front of me and placed his hand upon my head. Wow said the barber did he say anything. Yes he looked at me and said, "Who the **** cut your hair"

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Dec 28, 2017

• #33

How did the hairdresser win the race? She took a short cut.

What do you call a good hair stylist? A shear delight.*

 

catfish

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Worthing

• Dec 29, 2017

• #34

What's the definition of an arse?

Telly Savalas with a centre parting.

 

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Shropshire Seagull

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• Dec 29, 2017

• #35

Herr Tubthumper said:

Hair dresser names were always good for puns as well

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One on Mrs SS mates has a hairdressers: Heir E Razor

 

Boys 9d

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• Dec 29, 2017

• #36

Barnet Fayre !