[Misc] Max Branning

vegster · Dec 26, 2017

I think that both girls are to be written out. I thought that falling off the pub roof would have been enough but they have obviously decided to milk it. Looks like Lauren has/is going to go on the operating table and Abi is going to be left in a vegative state which will probably lead to a few weeks of emotional churning about turning off her life support.

As for Max, he has to go, such a joke character, just an amoeba knobbing anything with a pulse and wandering around mumbling and whispering all the time.
Max's scenes one to one with Phil are a lipreaders nightmare, a whisperoff with minimal lip movement as they both try to talk more silently than the other..sub atomic particles can collide more noisily.. Bats are turning on their hearing aids when these two get together. The programme is a sad joke these days, two girls fall off the roof of the pub and no-one inside notices.

ExmouthExile · Dec 27, 2017

Durlston said:
Well tonight was a bit of a surprise to see both girls still alive.

At the end Max and Tanya were told they only had one daughter - who is it? My money's on Abi. I think I read somewhere that Lauren is being written out of EastEnders.

Abi is brain dead but 7 months pregnant with an unharmed baby, so the dilemma will be: do they deliver the baby prematurely or keep Abi on a life support machine for the next 2 months? I read that both of them are being written out of the show so I think Lauren has croaked in tuesday’s episode.

Durlston · Dec 27, 2017

Ah, I have to admit that I was reading NSC and the thread about the coaches not moving so I wasn't fully attentive towards EastEnders. One thing I do hope is that Jo Joyner (Tanya) is back for a long time. I think I've got a crush on an older woman although she keeps herself in top condition. :blush:

Durlston · Dec 27, 2017

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo said:
He was also in the French Polisher Yellow Pages add back in the late 80s.

That has to be the best advert ever.

"Wake up! My parents fly back today!"

A huge tidy-up only to find someone has drawn a moustache on a paint copy of the Mona Lisa at the end. :lol:

The Wookiee · Dec 27, 2017

Durlston said:
That has to be the best advert ever.

"Wake up! My parents fly back today!"

A huge tidy-up only to find someone has drawn a moustache on a paint copy of the Mona Lisa at the end.

crodonilson · Dec 27, 2017

Looking forward to the demise of Wilmott Brown, wish it was him on the roof of the Queen Vic, what’s despicable man. :nono:

Bladders · Dec 27, 2017

Why are these people always up on the roof?

The Square sounds a dangerous place to be on Christmas Day, seems someone is killed every year !

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vegster · Dec 27, 2017

crodonilson said:
Looking forward to the demise of Wilmott Brown, wish it was him on the roof of the Queen Vic, what’s despicable man.

He's hilarious, can't take him seriously as every time I see him I think he has turned in to......Rowley Birkin QC

Shropshire Seagull · Dec 27, 2017

Durlston said:
One thing I do hope is that Jo Joyner (Tanya) is back for a long time. I think I've got a crush on an older woman although she keeps herself in top condition.

Indeed, quality MILFige

Worthing exile · Dec 27, 2017

When Max arrived in the square he was an Insurance Agent and he took premiums off his neighbours but never set up the insurances.
Any street (square) with villains or hard men in would have sorted him out there and then.

As for not hearing the girls fall from the roof......
what about people not hearing Phil fire the gun at Max

? Or the Black lad being told to just hand the stolen phones in to the Police?

It has been beyond belief for years.

Sussexscots · Dec 27, 2017

vegster · Dec 29, 2017

For those on here who may be unsure and panicking , the citizens of Walford celebrate New Years Eve 2 days early this year.

The Wookiee · Dec 29, 2017

And where was Tanya?

The Rattler · Dec 29, 2017

ExmouthExile said:
Abi is brain dead but 7 months pregnant with an unharmed baby, so the dilemma will be: do they deliver the baby prematurely or keep Abi on a life support machine for the next 2 months? I read that both of them are being written out of the show so I think Lauren has croaked in tuesday’s episode.

She looked just fine when I saw her in my local Sainsbury's this evening, walking around normally and no sign of any machinery. I'm beginning to suspect the fall off the roof wasn't real.

crodonilson · Dec 30, 2017

vegster said:
For those on here who may be unsure and panicking , the citizens of Walford celebrate New Years Eve 2 days early this year.

What a party they had too, looked amazing. I’ll be sad to see the old lady go in the new year, Mick and Linda really are excellent landlord and have Walford in their heart.

maffew · Dec 30, 2017

The Wookiee said:

happy days! 80s adverts, there are so many classics and I have a browse every now and then, kia-ora, Um Bungo, Harp, Guiness the list goes on

Maybe its an age/generation thing but I cant see our kids in 30 years looking back and saying "oh that Go Compare advert remember that, and that SafeStyle one the were great"

I want to leave the room as soon as that shite comes on, it puts me off the product in fact

crodonilson · Jan 3, 2018

Feel really bad for Mick, he seems in real pain with his Armand only trying to do his best for his family.

marlowe · Jan 3, 2018

crodonilson said:
Feel really bad for Mick, he seems in real pain with his Armand only trying to do his best for his family.

I thought this was a Max Branning thread. Mick needs his own thread, surely?

Worthing exile · Jan 3, 2018

its all got very amateurish. The robbery was a farce and reminded me of the ambulance crash a few months ago.
Police find blood on the Vic doorstep, but just shine a torch in then go away?
How did the stuff get out of the pit with Police outside? All carried out by one old Irishman?
As for Max selling the properties back to get money for Abi, they won't be in his name to sell.

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