[Food] Favourite Christmas Dinner item

The Large One

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Jul 7, 2003

52,343

97.2FM

• Dec 22, 2017

• #41

Goose - not a great meat, but the fat is astounding.

Roast potatoes - see above for perfect roasties

Pigs in blankets - treat yourself and get streaky bacon from the Open Market, and sausages from the Brighton Sausage Co.

Stuffing - I make me own; sage and onion usually. One thing I don't do with stuffing is stuff anything with it. Have it separately. And none of that horrible Paxo muck.

Yorkshire pudding - Never EVER an Aunt Bessies. Just... no. Homemade batter every time.

Veg - steam them in various spices and herbs. Well, there's enough fat to drown an army otherwise...

 

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maffew

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Dec 10, 2003

8,869

Worcester England

• Dec 22, 2017

• #42

The Large One said:

Goose - not a great meat, but the fat is astounding.

Roast potatoes - see above for perfect roasties

Pigs in blankets - treat yourself and get streaky bacon from the Open Market, and sausages from the Brighton Sausage Co.

Stuffing - I make me own; sage and onion usually. One thing I don't do with stuffing is stuff anything with it. Have it separately. And none of that horrible Paxo muck.

Yorkshire pudding - Never EVER an Aunt Bessies. Just... no. Homemade batter every time.

Veg - steam them in various spices and herbs. Well, there's enough fat to drown an army otherwise...

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What time you serving up? Sounds nom.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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Sep 1, 2011

12,054

Plymouth

• Dec 22, 2017

• #43

The peas.

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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Jul 14, 2013

21,523

Newhaven

• Dec 22, 2017

• #44

crabface said:

Someone has actually voted for Red Cabbage!?

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I've just noticed 16 votes for sprouts.

 

Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"

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Jul 15, 2009

9,763

Haywards Heath

• Dec 22, 2017

• #45

bn9 bha said:

I've just noticed 16 votes for sprouts.

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Surprisingly enjoyable and extremely good for the nutritional value.

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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Jul 14, 2013

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Newhaven

• Dec 22, 2017

• #46

Durlston said:

Surprisingly enjoyable and extremely good for the nutritional value.

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I would rather eat red cabbage

 

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crabface

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Mar 24, 2012

1,852

• Dec 22, 2017

• #47

bn9 bha said:

I've just noticed 16 votes for sprouts.

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Sprouts over Red Cabbage all day long.

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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Jul 14, 2013

21,523

Newhaven

• Dec 22, 2017

• #48

crabface said:

Sprouts over Red Cabbage all day long.

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You will be in the toilet for most of the evening then.

 

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

13,416

• Dec 22, 2017

• #49

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

attitude and an even worse vocabulary.



Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with

profanity.



John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to

'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.



Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled

back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude.

John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the

freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.



Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.





Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the

freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and

said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully

intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."



John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.



As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in

his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!

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The Brighton Bear

Come on Kylie, get a grip

May 3, 2010

13,945

Rottingdean

• Dec 22, 2017

• #50

The Large One said:

Goose - not a great meat, but the fat is astounding.

Roast potatoes - see above for perfect roasties

Pigs in blankets - treat yourself and get streaky bacon from the Open Market, and sausages from the Brighton Sausage Co.

Stuffing - I make me own; sage and onion usually. One thing I don't do with stuffing is stuff anything with it. Have it separately. And none of that horrible Paxo muck.

Yorkshire pudding - Never EVER an Aunt Bessies. Just... no. Homemade batter every time.

Veg - steam them in various spices and herbs. Well, there's enough fat to drown an army otherwise...

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My word! That is absolutely spot on.

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,431

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Dec 22, 2017

• #51

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

46,668

SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Dec 22, 2017

• #52

Parsnips ...loads of them (the day after does produce some interesting results though

 

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cunning fergus

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Jan 18, 2009

4,744

• Dec 23, 2017

• #53

crabface said:

Pigs in blankets, the food of gods.

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Indeed, but not the Jewish or Muslim Gods........

 

Aveacarlin'

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Jul 5, 2011

1,177

• Dec 23, 2017

• #54

PiB all day long

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Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

70,139

• Dec 23, 2017

• #55

 

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pearl

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May 3, 2016

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Behind My Eyes

• Dec 24, 2017

• #56

Tom Hark said:

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if only I had a tin opener

 

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pearl

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May 3, 2016

12,787

Behind My Eyes

• Dec 24, 2017

• #57

Chunky fish fingers

 

OzMike

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Oct 2, 2006

12,930

Perth Australia

• Dec 24, 2017

• #58

Sprouts just pips swede.