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[Humour] Joke Du Jour 12/12/2017















Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patreon
Oct 8, 2003
49,331
Faversham
Says it all when the replies are funnier than the joke itself


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But are they, though?

This thread reads like a 1970s Church of England sermon. In a very real sense.

Or does it?

Who can tell?
 




PTC Gull

Micky Mouse country.
NSC Patreon
Apr 17, 2017
1,188
Florida
How do pencils actually buy a television? I can't believe any pencil owns a television. Pencils do watch television as I've got one on my mantelpiece and it doesn't move when I switch the telly on, even when there's a crap programme on, like Loose Women.

Annnnnnd.........how does it change channels?


Can't believe I've just asked this.......:facepalm:
 










1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,185










1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,185
Poll: Would you buy an Albion related gift from Slyvania?

A. Yes, yes I would.

B. No, no I wouldn't.

C. Maybe... What's it got to do with you anyway.

D. Who/what is Slyvania when it's at home?
 








Fungus

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
May 21, 2004
7,038
Truro
Says it all when the replies are funnier than the joke itself


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(Cough. That's the point of "Joke du Jour"...)
 



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