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[Music] Misheard lyrics 2017 version



Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.
Aug 10, 2007
6,146
Ardingly
Now I know there are any number of websites but let's update our NSC database.

Sailing

I have only just realised that 'sugar dark eyes' was in fact 'through the dark night'!!
 


Bozza

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Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
55,575
Back in Sussex
Drinking in LA - Bran Van 3000

"What the hell am I doing drinking in a lake." (drinking in LA)

Pompeii - Bastille

"How am I gonna big it up to Mr Valdez?" (How am I gonna be an optimist about this?)
 


Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.
Aug 10, 2007
6,146
Ardingly
You sexy thing - Hot Chocolate

'I believe in Morcos' (Morcos being an island near Mykonos.) Instead of 'I believe in miracles'.
 








Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,104
The democratic and free EU
Is that the one where he 'wakes up in the morning, shaving before breakfast'?

Desmond was well known in his day for giving sound and practical personal hygiene advice.

But he was not to be trusted with matches...
 


Normski1989

Well-known member
Apr 15, 2015
751
Hove
Anne-Marie - Ciao Adios

I heard (and will always hear) "Tell Eddie Horse I'm done."

Actual lyrics are "Ciao Adios I'm done."

In my defence, I didn't even know what the song was called, it just kept coming on the radio. To this day, I don't know who Eddie Horse is.
 






mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
Loath up your gums and be afraid
its mummy lose and shoes pretend
I never knew, a shoe before
oh on an on and know a wur

Hello Hello Hello Helloooo
Hello Hello Helloo Helloooo
Helloo Hello Hello Helloooo
Hello Hello Hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid, and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A muscato, a potato
I'm a skater, Im a cheater, YEAH.
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,481
England
Anne-Marie - Ciao Adios

I heard (and will always hear) "Tell Eddie Horse I'm done."

Actual lyrics are "Ciao Adios I'm done."

In my defence, I didn't even know what the song was called, it just kept coming on the radio. To this day, I don't know who Eddie Horse is.

I think that's the song I sing "Shower the horse I'm done"
 


Fungus

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
May 21, 2004
7,038
Truro
Daydream Believer - "The shaving razor's cold and it's Stings".

Was he sharing a dressing room with The Police?
 












edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
Heart FM favourite Charlie Puth's song, Attention:

"You've been runnin' round runnin' round runnin' round putting that turtle on my knee"

My brain absolutely refuses to hear the correct lyric ("putting that dirt all on my name" I think).



Also, it's not so much a misheard line, as one that my brain naturally anticipates and corrects, but in Taylor Swift's Twenty Two, I tend to imagine she's informing us it feels like a perfect night to dress up like 'Hitler", rather than "hipsters".
 




Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
I try to say Goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
I wear goggles when you are not here




 


Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,513
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family, sparing him his life for some pork sausageees
 




Audax

Boing boing boing...
Aug 3, 2015
2,921
Uckfield
Heart FM favourite Charlie Puth's song, Attention:

"You've been runnin' round runnin' round runnin' round putting that turtle on my knee"

My brain absolutely refuses to hear the correct lyric ("putting that dirt all on my name" I think).

Yup, me too.


Here's a cheesy one:

Eurythmics (Sweet Dreams): "Who am I to diss a brie"
 


Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
Even through the darkest phase
Be it thick or thin
Always someone marches brave
Here beneath my skin
Can’t stand gravy
Has always been



 



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