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[Albion] The policing for the Palace game is going to be horrendous
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If it isn't it should be!
Gazwag
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Nah Squeeze is more....
The Palace took position right outside the pub
The Spurs looked up and saw um, looking slight rough
They fancied this they fancied that they had a little fight
Then the Spurs ran Palace all through the night
Wardy's twin
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Buzzer
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- Oct 1, 2006
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The Pulp version:
They came from Norwood,
they had a thirst for tear-ups
They headed to Wembley
for the Tottenham Hotspur pubs
Usual story where Palace got lairy,
caught a few Spurs unawares.
That's where they...luzzed some chairs
Spurs said "Fine."
And in thirty seconds time
...Palace ran
They came from Norwood,
they had a thirst for tear-ups
They headed to Wembley
for the Tottenham Hotspur pubs
Usual story where Palace got lairy,
caught a few Spurs unawares.
That's where they...luzzed some chairs
Spurs said "Fine."
And in thirty seconds time
...Palace ran
I have seen this curtain twitching the local NHW are we n hi guys alert
Publius Ovidius
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that kid has a poppy on!!!!...and very white trainers...sports direct must be having a sale
m20gull
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Wrong-Direction
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studio150
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You have all read the video incorrectly, its just Croydon's finest in training for Black Friday. They need to ensure that they are able to fight their way to the front of the queues to get the best bargain going.
Geestar
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All looks a little soft to be honest...
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Publius Ovidius
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beat me to it....brilliant video.......none of that jackie Chan Bollox
Gazwag
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Michael Jackson
It's close to Wembley
There's some ultras lurking from the park
Under the streetlight
You see a sight that almost makes you laugh
You try to scream
But the Palace runs to the ground before you make it
You start to tease
But someone screams for a policeman before you run
You're out of fun
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McTavish
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- Nov 5, 2014
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With a small re-arrangement, the first bit is a Haiku:
Usual story.
Caught a few Spurs unawares,
Palace got lairy.
Buzzer
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- Oct 1, 2006
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Ray Parker Jr
If there's something strange coming from Norwood
Who's the prats in black? The Ultras
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who's the prats in black? The Ultras
I ain't afraid of no drum
I ain't afraid of no drum
If there's something strange coming from Norwood
Who's the prats in black? The Ultras
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who's the prats in black? The Ultras
I ain't afraid of no drum
I ain't afraid of no drum
Publius Ovidius
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you Sir are a genius!
Kalimantan Gull
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No, I was singing it along to Mr Brightside, I think you were right first time with the Killers
Buzzer
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Don Maclean:
Shabby shabby ground
Paint your cladding blue and red
Wake up in your own mum's bed
With eyes that know the naffness of it all
Black clad boys and drummer man
live unhappily in a caravan
No-one listens
We're not listening still
They know we never will.
Shabby shabby ground
Paint your cladding blue and red
Wake up in your own mum's bed
With eyes that know the naffness of it all
Black clad boys and drummer man
live unhappily in a caravan
No-one listens
We're not listening still
They know we never will.
Avoir une fecking emprise!