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[Albion] The policing for the Palace game is going to be horrendous



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Sussex Nomad

Well-known member
Aug 26, 2010
18,185
EP
I never thought it would happen
With us and the kids from Croydon
Outside a pub in Wembley
They looked unwashed and smelly
They even tried to fight us
They ran away quite frightened
And so it's my assumption
They're back at Norwood Junction
 




S

Sussex Nomad

Well-known member
Aug 26, 2010
18,185
EP
Garry Nelson's teacher said:
I never thought that it could happen
From a place near Clapham
Out came the Palace army
Their hair was kind of smarmy
And when they started drinking
With brains so quickly shrinking
And barely could they function
So truly up the junction..........
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I knew I'd find another one if I looked back :wink:
 


Pevenseagull

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,612
I've got a Velvet Underground thing brewing.......

Because you're going down
So say hello to Swindon
Because you're going down
Enjoy your trips to Devon
I have said it before
I'll say it again
You know that it's happening to you
Because you're going down
And we'll never have to see you cxxts again.
 


Pevenseagull

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,612
Wigan/ Burton

Actually, I rather wished I'd gone to Burton away, I bet that was a belting away day
 






















J

junior

Well-known member
Dec 1, 2003
6,501
Didsbury, Manchester
Anyone notice the 2 underdover coppers towards the end on the clip? They're the 2 stood on the periphery that put their fingers in their right ears so they can hear and use their covert 'in-ear' radios.
 


T

timbha

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,892
Sussex
Decent family, what football should be. Exception that proves the rules for those up the road!
 


Gazwag

Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,137
Bexhill-on-Sea
Anyway back on track talking about these ANIMALS

There was a ground near East Croyden
They call it Selhurst Park
And it been the ruin of many a poor boy
And this poor ultra's one

His mother was his auntie
She sewed his new hoodie
His father was a palace hooligan
Down in East Croyden

The only thing an ultra needs
Is a display and a drum
And the only time he's active
Is when he's on the run

Oh auntie tell your children
Not to be a Palace fan
Spend your lives in misery and sin
Don't burn down East Croyden

Well, he got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
He's goin' back to East Croyden
Such a shame he has no brain

There was a ground near East Croyden
They call it Selhurst Park
And it been the ruin of many a poor boy
And this poor ultra's one

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The Clamp

The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
24,473
West is BEST
Why does anyone post/watch these shit videos? Frustrated firm member? Perhaps one too many Saturdays being left in the pub while the big boys went off to chant, stare menacingly through pub windows and occasionally kick an old boy to the ground.
 


Return of the Rev

Return of the Rev

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2008
21,045
Flitting between the county league and mates rates
Underground, overground, Wembley today
The w***ers of Streatham Common are we
Making good use of the things that we find
Things that the everyday folks leave behind

Uncle seagull eater, he can remember the days
When he wasn't behind the times
With his map of croydon
Picking up the papers and taking them to burn

Ultras are organised, work as a team
Ultras are chavie and not very clean
Underground, overground, Wembley today
The ultras of Streatham Common are we

People don't notice us, they never see
Under their noses a Palace fan may be
Burning by night and sleeping by day
Looking for litter to trundle away

We're so incredibly utterly devious
Making the most of everything
Even flags and drums
Picking up scum bags and making them red and blue
Is what we do

:ffsparr:
 




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pearl

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May 3, 2016
12,793
Behind My Eyes
Bit of a quiet Friday so .... (humble apologies to Nick Cave)

Ballad of Spurs and Palace

They fought it out in the Bucket of Blood
The raven haired beauty cleaned up the beer and the mud
She looked sad, her dress was torn
I heard it tell, she had some form.
My train rolled in, I had to run.
She held a dagger to my throat
And spat ‘Get out my pub, you scum’
 




GreersElbow

GreersElbow

New member
Jan 5, 2012
4,870
A Northern Outpost
Absolutely gagging for this one, got my boxing sessions in and been practicing my recce of potential ambush points.

Me and the boys have a war plan that Winston Churchill would be proud of, we'll smash them on the streets, we'll smash them on the pitch and we'll smash them on the beach. I've got my socks with hidden compartments to conceal my weapons but will be going in disguise of a suit to throw off the suspicions.

I've got my eye on the weak ones, kids, the disabled (physically and mentally), it don't matter. Did we care when we bombed Dresden? Nope, the enemy is the enemy, death to them. I will make the Patcham Windmill absolutely proud.
 


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maffew

Well-known member
Dec 10, 2003
8,871
Worcester England
GreersElbow said:
Absolutely gagging for this one, got my boxing sessions in and been practicing my recce of potential ambush points.

Me and the boys have a war plan that Winston Churchill would be proud of, we'll smash them on the streets, we'll smash them on the pitch and we'll smash them on the beach. I've got my socks with hidden compartments to conceal my weapons but will be going in disguise of a suit to throw off the suspicions.

I've got my eye on the weak ones, kids, the disabled (physically and mentally), it don't matter. Did we care when we bombed Dresden? Nope, the enemy is the enemy, death to them. I will make the Patcham Windmill absolutely proud.
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Dont know but that reminded of The Streets/Mike Skinner
 


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