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[Football] Who recalls school football like this - Kes...



Publius Ovidius

Publius Ovidius

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Jul 5, 2003
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maltaseagull said:
Went to Westlain and we were pretty rubbish.
I think our football lessons were mostly spent trying to get the teachers woolly hat knocked off. (He had a large bald patch and a huge Bobby Charlton comb over :)
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Mr goldsmith? We had mr burton and shildkamp....miss hudspith was every young 16year olds dreams!
 




Meade's Ball

Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003
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Hither (sometimes Thither)
Is it PotG? said:
Used to hate metalwork. Made an out of shape gravestone design monogrammed key ring under Dudson's tutelage. Awful, simply awful.
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:)

In the first year of Stringer, I was diagnosed with some sort of hypochondria for missing every Tuesday and Friday of school. Of course, I was not ill at all, and put all my efforts into seeming sickly to avoid going into a Dudson lesson. On at least 2 occasions I'd spend part of an evening, whilst mum was out at the shop, learning how to make certain noises on the stairs that would create a realistic sense that I had dramatically tumbled, before flinging myself on the landing, injury-free. It was knackering coming up with my schemes.

My junior anxiety may have had me looking for a monster, but that nefarious beast certainly fitted the bill.
 


Dick Head

Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
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Psychobilly freakout said:
What.....

Litter picking...

In our school the teacher would just stomp off into the locker room and come back out with some 1950's shorts that had never been washed and a string vest that Albert Steptoe would not be seen dead in, a pair of borstal break out pumps (perfect for muddy wet pitches) and throw them at the kids that "forgot" to take their kits,
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Oh, there was that as well but you didn't get pumps. You'd have to play in your school shoes.
 




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