Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jesus christ man we have arrived at the top table.
Free Pepperoni hand outs and three per pack - yay
Free Pepperoni hand outs and three per pack - yay
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[Albion] Free Peperani
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Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,151
It's the stuff of dreams! Girl at the bottom of the Bridge car park handed me FOUR packets of three, as it were. Obviously thought I needed feeding up. Or maybe she just wanted to go home. Mildly disappointing tho that the frisking at the entrance to the North failed to locate a dozen sticks of a sausage-like substance secreted about my person. In my right-hand jacket pocket. That'll fool 'em, they'll never think of looking THERE 
hitony
Administrator
It's the stuff of dreams! Girl at the bottom of the Bridge car park handed me FOUR packets of three, as it were. Obviously thought I needed feeding up. Or maybe she just wanted to go home. Mildly disappointing tho that the frisking at the entrance to the North failed to locate a dozen sticks of a sausage-like substance secreted about my person. In my right-hand jacket pocket. That'll fool 'em, they'll never think of looking THERE
Whilst I totally agree with the searching etc, if it is going to be done, do it with a bit more "Security" in mind! I sometimes think if I had a Samurai sword, a Kalashnikov and 100 rounds of ammo it would go totally unnoticed!! ..............do they not realise what carnage you could have caused with 12 Pepperoni sticks!!!
- Aug 7, 2003
- 7,793
Not surprised they were giving them away, they were rank. Beef peperami’s just don’t work.
and they still don't get the free advertising on here...
...what is this Pererani you speak of?
...what is this Pererani you speak of?
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,151
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Whilst I totally agree with the searching etc, if it is going to be done, do it with a bit more "Security" in mind! I sometimes think if I had a Samurai sword, a Kalashnikov and 100 rounds of ammo it would go totally unnoticed!! ..............do they not realise what carnage you could have caused with 12 Pepperoni sticks!!!
Peperami is the new celery
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Whilst I totally agree with the searching etc, if it is going to be done, do it with a bit more "Security" in mind! I sometimes think if I had a Samurai sword, a Kalashnikov and 100 rounds of ammo it would go totally unnoticed!! ..............do they not realise what carnage you could have caused with 12 Pepperoni sticks!!!
Carnage indeed. I ate the lot and the fallout this morning in indeed exactly how you described it........... carnage.
studio150
Well-known member
Nothing special still lower league until we get chocolate bars being handed out or something else equally tasty.
Good carp bait...trust me.
And barbel!
- Aug 7, 2003
- 7,793
I can believe that!
Albion Dan
Banned
I do remember a spell where peperamis were thrown around the terrace instead of celery to the chant of “Salami” in the 80s. I think it was at Pompey away.
I was lucky enough to get four packs yesterday. The security pat down didn’t even go near the pocket full of sausage.
I was lucky enough to get four packs yesterday. The security pat down didn’t even go near the pocket full of sausage.
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,155
Took some to Filbert Street. We got stuffed so ate them at half time.
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Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Got sod all on the P&R.
Barber OUT.
Barber OUT.
nicko31
Well-known member
Kept the kids quiet, heaven knows what's in the meat
It's the stuff of dreams! Girl at the bottom of the Bridge car park handed me FOUR packets of three, as it were. Obviously thought I needed feeding up. Or maybe she just wanted to go home. Mildly disappointing tho that the frisking at the entrance to the North failed to locate a dozen sticks of a sausage-like substance secreted about my person. In my right-hand jacket pocket. That'll fool 'em, they'll never think of looking THERE
More like, she fancied you and wanted to take you home and give her a good seeing to.
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
What, free Peperani? Nothing on the south side of the ground. Were they only at the north east corner?
On the subject of the security. New guy at East Upper entrance gave my willy a bit of a feel. Fact, not a peperani joke.
On the subject of the security. New guy at East Upper entrance gave my willy a bit of a feel. Fact, not a peperani joke.
Superphil
Dismember
Profit Paul will be incensed at the loss of pie sales this beefy free-for-all must have caused.
If this is going to be a regular occurrence, some Pepperami smuggling adapted gilets may be a good idea. Cut lots of slots down each side, and insert one pepperami in each hole to resemble a huge rack of beefy ribs. Be sure to wear this hidden under a huge puffa jacket. For convenience and easy nibbling, have one final Pepperami poking an inch or so out of the sleeve which you can hold in place with your thumb. Apart from the evacuation of the stadium and entire area (plus possibility of being shot dead by police), this is a foolproof plan to avoid paying a fiver for a pie.