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Frutos

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
May 3, 2006
35,476
Northumberland
They've still only managed one actual goal as well, given that their first last week was an OG.

That does also mean that after 9 games, Chelsea defender Cesar Azpilicueta is their joint top scorer.

:lolol:
 

Stat Brother

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 11, 2003
73,270
West west west Sussex
Here they all come to defend their honour...








oh, maybe not.
 

looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
The 'world beaters' won against an out of sorts Chelsea lacking their only great striker, Morata.

Normal service resumed today with another nil points to the miserable rusting club, from grim Norwood.

I mentioned this to a palace friend midday and said if they got done by the geordies the Cheksea result will look like a fluke.

[Trumpgrammerand gestures]Not Pleased. On Yuge strop, looked like Bumblebee chewing.[/Trumpgrammerand gestures]

Lets see how they cope with west ham next who they claim are pants.
 


Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
13,375
They've still only managed one actual goal as well, given that their first last week was an OG.

That does also mean that after 9 games, Chelsea defender Cesar Azpilicueta is their joint top scorer.

[emoji38]ol:
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A mex eyecan

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2011
3,274
you're all falling for their ruse.
didn't you realise that our sarf london friends are so good this year that they are giving every one else a huge cushion of points so they can storm past everyone taking a top 5 spot at the seasons end
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Well...this news from the BBC website comes as a huge shock:

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Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
49,900
Goldstone
They've still only managed one actual goal as well, given that their first last week was an OG.

That does also mean that after 9 games, Chelsea defender Cesar Azpilicueta is their joint top scorer.
The Chelsea defender has scored as many for Palace as the entire Palace squad combined.
 


Kalimantan Gull

Well-known member
Aug 13, 2003
12,897
Central Borneo / the Lizard
Lovely quote by Hodgson:

"I shall stop believing when the number of points that we are behind doesn't match the number of games that are left.

"That's not going to happen in October. That could happen some time in March, April, I would think, at the earliest, so there's a lot of work to do before then."
 

larus

Well-known member
They've still only managed one actual goal as well, given that their first last week was an OG.

That does also mean that after 9 games, Chelsea defender Cesar Azpilicueta is their joint top scorer.

:lolol:

The Chelsea defender has scored as many for Palace as the entire Palace squad combined.

Which is quite impressive really, as he's only been on the pitch for 90 minutes in a game with them. But they've had 10 outfield players for 90 minutes in 9 games. Which I make as 8100 player minutes for 1 goal vs 90 player minutes. However you look at it, it just re-inforces their ineptitude :D
 


KVLT

New member
Sep 15, 2008
1,675
Rutland
Go easy on them. Their striker's injured - so they have to play with only 10 men.

Had a sneaky peek on holmesdale.net earlier. Loads of them were grizzling about their lack of a striker and how they'd have brushed Toon aside with ease if he was playing. Then a kindly realist popped up out the blue to remind them all that they couldn't score for toffee even when Benteke was fit. :lolol:
 

Hampster Gull

New member
Dec 22, 2010
13,462
Every game now is a must win. The pressure will keep building. They will win the odd one but not enough. It's party time :bigwave:
 

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