Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I would rather gauge my own eyes out with a rusty spoon, dip them in swarfega and stuff them up my neighbours dogs arse then submit myself to so much as 30 seconds of that utter dreck.
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[TV] Christmas TV
- Thread starter crodonilson
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I would rather gauge my own eyes out with a rusty spoon, dip them in swarfega and stuff them up my neighbours dogs arse then submit myself to so much as 30 seconds of that utter dreck.
Tricky Dicky
New member
Yup. Who on earth is thinking about Xmas now, let alone the rubbish that'll be on TV.
brakespear
Doctor Worm
notwithstanding the veracity of the OP, Christmas TV should be just Laurel & Hardy, The Marx Brothers, W C Fields and similar like it used to be (admittedly quite late at night for some of them) imo 
Spiros
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Though I think the OP may be on a wind up, the sad thing is that his lineup is close to the real thing. The absolute line up of dross means I won't be feeling particularly hard done by because I'm not using any of my holiday allowance up between Christmas and new year. Still, will probably dust off the DVDs of Zulu, Christmas Vacation, etc. Especially if "working from home" ....
I'm 99% certain these count as crimes against humanity.
I can't work out whether this is a spoof post or not
DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
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I'll stick to Only Fools on loop on UK Gold I think.
maltaseagull
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Bit extreme, but I also hate both shows.
notwithstanding the veracity of the OP, Christmas TV should be just Laurel & Hardy, The Marx Brothers, W C Fields and similar like it used to be (admittedly quite late at night for some of them) imo
... and a decent ghost story (preferably an MR James one) on BBC2 on Christmas Eve
crodonilson
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Nearly there now, looking forward to the Queens Speech an Stephen Mulherns it shouldn’t happen to a Reality TV star the most.