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[Football] Newcastle for sale.



jaghebby

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Mar 18, 2013
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Mike Ashley has officially announced his intention to sell Newcastle and hopefully to conclude a deal by Christmas - what do we think?
 

Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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Back in Sussex
Mike Ashley has officially announced his intention to sell Newcastle and hopefully to conclude a deal by Christmas - what do we think?

Well, we could have a whip round and see what we come up with.

I reckon we'll be outbid by some foreigner with a shady background however.
 

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
20,923
The arse end of Hangleton
I think the city council might object to him selling something he doesn't own.
 


lizard

Well-hung member
Jul 14, 2005
3,325
Hang on a sec, I'll check what's down the back of the sofa, it is for the whole of Newcastle right?
 

Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,498
East Wales
Mike Ashley has officially announced his intention to sell Newcastle and hopefully to conclude a deal by Christmas - what do we think?
I’m not sure we could afford it, but I admire your ambition.
 




FatSuperman

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Feb 25, 2016
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Foreign owner due diligence checklist:

Lots of history? - CHECK
Loyal and passionate fan base? - CHECK
Foot-to-ball team? - CHECK
In Premier League? - CHECK

I think that covers everything one cares about, as a wealthy foreign sports fan.
 

HastingsSeagull

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Jan 13, 2010
9,231
BGC Manila
The PL needs more nationalities of owner if it's not British....... we have Chinese, Yank and Middle Easten fully covered already so hopefully it can be something random again.
 

jevs

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Mar 24, 2004
4,339
Preston Rock Garden
HELP....does anyone know how to cancel a bid on ebay? I was off to a fancy dress party and i've bid on a cowboy outfit. Just found out i'm 2 minutes away from owning Newcastle Utd!!!!!!!
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
23,291
I suppose we could buy it up. I assume we can get rid of excess team members as they would be on zero hour contracts......
 

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,160
Arundel
HELP....does anyone know how to cancel a bid on ebay? I was off to a fancy dress party and i've bid on a cowboy outfit. Just found out i'm 2 minutes away from owning Newcastle Utd!!!!!!!

Sure it wasn't Palace
 

maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009
12,934
Zabbar- Malta
Can someone send the link for the online site for adding to cart please?
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
49,061
Faversham
Cracking news. Every chance Rafa will leave, their big stars (er... Shelvey) will be sold during the window, and their results will collapse and they will be relegated.

Or.... 'the Chinese' (yes, all of them) will buy the club, invest heavily during the window, and catapault them up the table (above us, anyway).

May I have the first option, please?
 

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