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[News] Oh my gawd. We are all going to die



LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield




Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
"In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.
However, the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the puzzling place it is, other explanations are constantly being sought."

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,004
at home
Seemly the sun and that bastion of the British establishment, the star also have picked this up.

So we get into the ******* premier just to have it cruelly torn away from us as we are all going to die soon.

Barber out!
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,886


pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
I won't link to it but yesterday the Daily Mail website put aside its weird obsession with underage daughters of celebrities in bikinis and had a link to a video of a Russian woman leaning topless out of a car in the Dominican Republic and then getting hit by a road sign. She died instantly. It's basically a snuff movie.


But she had her boobs out.........right?
 








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