Choose the song that you'd pay a stripper to pole dance to......

herecomesaregular

We're in the pipe, 5 by 5

Oct 27, 2008

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Still in Brighton

• Oct 8, 2017

• #1

Dunno why, don't even like strip clubs (too tight), but this evening I was listening to Never Say Die and I decided, if I was to pay for a nice nubile lady to pole dance for me to ONE tune, it would be this one........... (nb It takes a good 30 seconds to kick in):



Plus at over 6 mins, I think it'd be good value.

*Close eyes and imagine*

 

Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003

55,719

Back in Sussex

• Oct 8, 2017

• #2

Good Old Sussex by the Sea

 

GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009

46,716

Gloucester

• Oct 8, 2017

• #3

herecomesaregular said:

Dunno why, don't even like strip clubs (too tight), but this evening I was listening to Never Say Die and I decided, if I was to pay for a nice nubile lady to pole dance for me to ONE tune, it would be this one........... (nb It takes a good 30 seconds to kick in):



Plus at over 6 mins, I think it'd be good value.

*Close eyes and imagine*

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Not to that recording I wouldn't - the sound quality is atrocious.

 

Dick Head

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Quaxxann

• Oct 9, 2017

• #4

 

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003

30,566

• Oct 9, 2017

• #5

Supper's Ready by Genesis. At 23 minutes long you'd get a whole bunch of pussy and still have time to make a cup of tea in the middle.

 

jevs

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Mar 24, 2004

4,343

Preston Rock Garden

• Oct 9, 2017

• #6

Chris DeBurgh....Patricia the stripper

 

desprateseagull

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Jul 20, 2003

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brighton, actually

• Oct 9, 2017

• #7

Only works, if the dancer name is 'Wind'..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

 

Igzilla

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Sep 27, 2012

1,644

Worthing

• Oct 9, 2017

• #8

Pavilionaire said:

Supper's Ready by Genesis. At 23 minutes long you'd get a whole bunch of pussy and still have time to make a cup of tea in the middle.

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I was going to nominate Echoes by Pink Floyd to achieve a similar result.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53N99Nim6WE

 

Chicken Run

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Jul 17, 2003

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Valley of Hangleton

• Oct 9, 2017

• #9

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was just like me....

 

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darkwolf666

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Nov 8, 2015

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Sittingbourne, Kent

• Oct 9, 2017

• #10

How about Get Down On IT by Kool & The Gang

 

Theatre of Trees

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Jul 5, 2003

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TQ2905

• Oct 9, 2017

• #11

 

pastafarian

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Sep 4, 2011

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Sussex

• Oct 9, 2017

• #12

Mostly building to a crescendo where im ripping my own clothes off for my own enjoyment ..........but if im paying then screw the stripper

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

• Oct 9, 2017

• #13

The Killing of Georgie (Part I and II)

 

RandyWanger

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Mar 14, 2013

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Done a Frexit, now in London

• Oct 9, 2017

• #14

N.E.R.D Lapdance

 

Jack Straw

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Jul 7, 2003

6,877

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Oct 9, 2017

• #15

"Nice One Cyril."

 

LamieRobertson

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Feb 3, 2008

46,673

SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Oct 9, 2017

• #16

Stairway to Heaven...extended version i'd like to get my moneys worth

 

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pearl

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May 3, 2016

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Behind My Eyes

• Oct 9, 2017

• #17

Nick the Stripper

 

Yoda

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Mar 1, 2004

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Worthing, West Sussex, United Kingdom

• Oct 9, 2017

• #18

If you want your moneys worth, it has to be:

 

Albion my Albion

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Feb 6, 2016

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Indiana, USA

• Oct 9, 2017

• #19

Bozza said:

Good Old Sussex by the Sea

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I agree,

Good Old Pole Sex by the Sea

 

Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Oct 9, 2017

• #20

pastafarian said:

Mostly building to a crescendo where im ripping my own clothes off for my own enjoyment ..........but if im paying then screw the stripper

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Brilliant Partridgeque choice, although I fancy Alan might have plumped for "Jet" by Wings.