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    As always, looking forward to watching another assorted bunch of common-sense-free clueless simpletons prance around London hilariously bigging themselves up before showing breathtaking levels of contempt/laziness/incompetence until the final episode when we all wonder what the point of the previous 12 weeks or whatever was.


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      Jesus. MASSIVELY poor on the TOTTY front.

      Karen Brady clone, Jade comfortably the best of a poor lot. Sarah-Jane perhaps will scrub up better than that shot looks.

      Disappointing.
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      "Good morning, and welcome to the historic London Zoo.

      Now zoos are BIG BUSINESS, and some zoos can make BILLIONS of pounds.. Now for this challenge you are going to make your own zoo. Just don't mess it up, or you'll be making a MONKEY out of me.

      Now Shaznay, you go and join Team Climax, Denzel you go to Team Hyperspeed."


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      Jesus. MASSIVELY poor on the TOTTY front.

      Karen Brady clone, Jade comfortably the best of a poor lot. Sarah-Jane perhaps will scrub up better than that shot looks.

      Disappointing.
      Correct. An absolute shambles from the outset. That said, if we can get girly tears and perhaps a cat fight in early doors, this might alleviate some of that crushing disappointment.

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      "Good morning, and welcome to the historic London Zoo.

      Now zoos are BIG BUSINESS, and some zoos can make BILLIONS of pounds.. Now for this challenge you are going to make your own zoo. Just don't mess it up, or you'll be making a MONKEY out of me.

      Now Shaznay, you go and join Team Climax, Denzel you go to Team Hyperspeed."


      Rinse and repeat.
      Have you seen this before?

      I'm looking forward to seeing the plain one absolutely bossing proceedings from the outset and clearly being the best candidate, only to find at the penultimate episode during the interviews that his or her business plan is to build a 50 storey high-rise in the city of London from which to launch a dog walking business.
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      Looks like the population of Nerdsville has just turned up.

      It would be nice if Sugar had selected only clients with a viable Business Plan in an industry that that Sugar is actually interested in investing in, so that ALL of them actually stand a chance of winning. How often have good candidates been ruled out at interview stage because their Business Plan was fatally flawed or they were doing something that didn't float Sugar's boat?
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      As always, looking forward to watching another assorted bunch of common-sense-free clueless simpletons prance around London hilariously bigging themselves up before showing breathtaking levels of contempt/laziness/incompetence until the final episode when we all wonder what the point of the previous 12 weeks or whatever was.
      Before being given jobs in the media to bore us all in the years ahead. As well as little man Al pretending he's the big man. I'm amazed you still watch it.
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      Before being given jobs in the media to bore us all in the years ahead. As well as little man Al pretending he's the big man. I'm amazed you still watch it.
      Although the format is samey and flawed, it makes me chuckle seeing these gimps make complete arses of themselves. I bet you tune in once or twice.
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