The Crystal Palace 500.

larus

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

6,580

In the land of hope and expectation....

• Sep 23, 2017

• #1

This deserves its own thread to recognise the superb commitment to ineptitude.

500 minutes and no goals. The records keep on coming.

 

Last edited: Sep 23, 2017

Giraffe

VERY part time moderator

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Aug 8, 2005

26,536

• Sep 23, 2017

• #2

It's bloody impressive. I thought they were rubbish but they are breaking records every single week now. Incredible.

 

larus

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

6,580

In the land of hope and expectation....

• Sep 23, 2017

• Thread starter
• #3

We want 600.

 

Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland

Jul 7, 2003

18,854

Worthing

• Sep 23, 2017

• #4

larus said:

This deserves it’s own thread to recognise the superb commitment to ineptitude.

Click to expand...

I don't think it does.

 

larus

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

6,580

In the land of hope and expectation....

• Sep 23, 2017

• Thread starter
• #5

larus said:

We want 600.

Click to expand...

Yes, I know I’m quoting myself, but it is 600 mins since they last scored a Premier League goal.

We want 700.

 

studio150

Well-known member

Jul 30, 2011

29,607

On the Border

• Sep 23, 2017

• #6

630 and counting

 

Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class

Jul 9, 2003

31,370

Pontypool (Not THAT Pontypool, the one with the zo

• Sep 23, 2017

• #7

studio150 said:

630 and counting

Click to expand...

And only 4 shots on target in those 630 minutes.

 

Djmiles

Barndoor Holroyd

Dec 1, 2005

12,060

Kitchener, Canada

• Sep 23, 2017

• #8

Keep up the good work Woy

 

Motogull

Todd Warrior

Sep 16, 2005

9,837

• Sep 23, 2017

• #9

Juan Albion said:

And only 4 shots on target in those 630 minutes.

Click to expand...

Superb. Pissant on every level.

 

C

Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• Sep 23, 2017

• #10

£26m they paid for Sakho

 

C

Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• Sep 23, 2017

• #11

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=272192

 

B

backson

Registered Mis-user

Jul 26, 2004

2,386

• Sep 23, 2017

• #12

When do they officially change their name to "20 Crystal Palace"?

 

The Andy Naylor Fan Club

Well-known member

Aug 31, 2012

5,146

Right Here, Right Now

• Sep 23, 2017

• #13

"We haven't scored in 500 minutes,
And we won't score with 500 more,
La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la la la la la".

 

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

Helpful Moderator

Jul 21, 2003

19,835

Playing snooker

• Sep 23, 2017

• #14

Now officially the worst start to a season EVER in the ENTIRE HISTORY of English League Football.

 

spence

British and Proud

Oct 15, 2014

9,814

Crawley

• Sep 23, 2017

• #15

72 shots.
0 goals.

 

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

Helpful Moderator

Jul 21, 2003

19,835

Playing snooker

• Sep 23, 2017

• #16

Being re-released tomorrow as The Dave Clark Five-nil

 

Attachments

• 
  R-3658567-1346471385-5578.jpeg.jpg

  13.6 KB · Views: 824

C

Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member

Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• Sep 23, 2017

• #17

Absolutely nothing except cladding to show for 5 Premier League seasons. Parish is an absolute legend.

 

Stat Brother

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

73,646

West west west Sussex

• Sep 23, 2017

• #18

I think you'll find...

Cheeky Monkey said:

Absolutely nothing except cladding to show for 5 Premier League seasons. Parish is an Albion fan.

Click to expand...

Who knew?

 

Hugo Rune

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Feb 23, 2012

21,606

Brighton

• Sep 23, 2017

• #19

Hats off to Palace for that record. Astonishing commitment to a pointless cause to get that. I don't think any of us will live to see us break it. Well done Palace.

 

Drumstick

NORTHSTANDER

Jul 19, 2003

6,958

Peacehaven

• Sep 23, 2017

• #20

Beneteke injured possible ligaments it really doesn't look like things will change soon either.

That said those wankers will likely still find some underhand way of staying up.




Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk