Shropshire Seagull
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He plays golf ....
I hear other Ruperts play golf also ....
I hear other Ruperts play golf also ....
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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checked trousers?
- Thread starter Pevenseagull
- Start date
The Brighton Bear
Come on Kylie, get a grip
I don't wear checked trousers. I'm not called Rupert though.
DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
- 2,885
This woman must have the answer
You've never given me oral sex at the cricket...
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,033
More worrying is men who wear salmon coloured trousers. I've seen two incidences of this in recent days.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,033
For the old school (advance apologies):
What's the difference between your dick and your wage packet?
Your wife will blow your wage packet.
What's the difference between your dick and your wage packet?
Your wife will blow your wage packet.
Megazone
On his last warning
Hasn't it got something to do with Rupert's mad obsession with Chess?
Megazone
On his last warning
Sussex Nomad
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Depends on the cut, if it looks 'old man' like your image shows I would tend to agree. But a more modern cut, espadrilles, no socks, nice t-shirt, sipping a cool one in the south of France, I'd find very acceptable.
- Jul 7, 2003
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Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Were you on a train at the time?
Looks like he's broken out into Riverdance in the carpark.
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
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Publius Ovidius
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I like them.
In my younger days, I had a pair of green, white and salmon pink checked trousers. I wore them once and realised what a horrible mistake I'd made - they looked like Wallace Chesney's strides (© PG Wodehouse).
We've all done things we're embarrassed about ...
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,221
I think if you're a male aged over fifty, the rules are that you may wear whatever coloured trousers you like. Teamed, ideally, with a shirt & a cravat in a jarringly clashing colour. The Henry Blofeld (or the aforementioned Michael Portillo) look.
AmexRuislip
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Hang on , hang on that's a bit of over fiftys bullying EK
I'll have you know that I'm fifty and wouldn't be sent dead in a Benetton generic trouser or cravat.
T shirt, jeans and trainers till it's uncool
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,221
Hang on , hang on that's a bit of over fiftys bullying EK
I'll have you know that I'm fifty and wouldn't be sent dead in a Benetton generic trouser or cravat.
T shirt, jeans and trainers till it's uncool
I said you may wear them: not that you have to
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,221
Hang on , hang on that's a bit of over fiftys bullying EK
I'll have you know that I'm fifty and wouldn't be sent dead in a Benetton generic trouser or cravat.
T shirt, jeans and trainers till it's uncool
I said you may wear them: not that you have to
Algernon
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What's white and wears yellow checked trousers?
Rupert the fridge.
Rupert the fridge.