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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Real Madrid's Marco Asensio will miss tonights Champions League opener against Apoel Nicosia with an infected pimple, after he shaved his legs. He can't lift his sock over it.
 


Exile

Objective but passionate
Aug 10, 2014
2,367
Better than missing a Championship match after picking up an infected GONAD in a 'male grooming' incident, as per an Albion player of recent times!
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
61,673
Location Location
Better than missing a Championship match after picking up an infected GONAD in a 'male grooming' incident, as per an Albion player of recent times!

In fairness though, an infected spud sounds a LOT more painful than a pimple on the leg.
 






Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,406
Earth
Real Madrid's Marco Asensio will miss tonights Champions League opener against Apoel Nicosia with an infected pimple, after he shaved his legs. He can't lift his sock over it.

Is it limited to just football? Seems to sum up modern man.
Why the fvck are they obsessed with shaving chests, legs , sacks and cracks ???
 




LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
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Sheffield
I know cyclists shave their legs to improve performance.... but why would a football player?
 




























Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,366
West west west Sussex
I know cyclists shave their legs to improve performance.... but why would a football player?

It's not really anything to do with performance, more about getting a better massage and cleaner cuts/grazes etc.
 



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