Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Real Madrid's Marco Asensio will miss tonights Champions League opener against Apoel Nicosia with an infected pimple, after he shaved his legs. He can't lift his sock over it.
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
How would anyone resist a good SQUEEZE of that?
jakarta
Well-known member
A modern day Bert Trautmann, hang in there mate...
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Is it limited to just football? Seems to sum up modern man.
Why the fvck are they obsessed with shaving chests, legs , sacks and cracks
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I wax EVERYWHERE
sir albion
New member
Looks like liberalism is in football as well now.....bloody weak people !!!!
burnee54
East Upper Hermit
I wax Lyrical
Superphil
Dismember
Even up the Amex?
brightn'ove
cringe
What the **** are you on about
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Seeing as he is not English, are we allowed to call him a soft foreign poof or can I not say foreign?
jakarta
Well-known member
Just call him Johnny Foreigner, it will immediately become apparent of the type of Cove we are dealing with.
Baker lite
Banned
PROVE it..
bn1&bn3 Albion
Well-known member
Most players have strapping around ankles/knees/muscles, rather shave the hair off than have to rip strapping off a hairy leg.
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
I believe the term is Euro-Ponce.
Brexit should rid us of all that sort of nonsense.
It's not really anything to do with performance, more about getting a better massage and cleaner cuts/grazes etc.