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Herr Tubthumper

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Walking into the ground from the railway. A German chap, busy chatting to his mates walked straight into the railings at the top of the ramp. He was fairly talk so the top of the railings impacted at groin height. It wasn't really any funnier that he was speaking German, but I know this adds to the enjoyment for some on here.

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What's funny about this? :-|
 




Acker79

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Walking into the ground from the railway. A German chap, busy chatting to his mates walked straight into the railings at the top of the ramp. He was fairly talk so the top of the railings impacted at groin height. It wasn't really any funnier that he was speaking German, but I know this adds to the enjoyment for some on here.

Ah, a good ol' bit of epicaricacy. If only there was a german word for it...
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Oh, and I know your hearts will bleed for us, but the club has sealed all the doors from the main (italk) 1901 lounge for those who sit north of the halfway line, this is so that the premier league dignitaries don't have to be confronted by fans as they take their seats from the boardroom. Now we have to file out through the side corridor, a corridor that really isn't wide enough, hence many late returnees due to the queue to get back out to the seats. :shrug:

I did wonder how this would work. As part of this redesign my father, who sat in the wheelchair bay behind me, has been shunted and now sits a block away.
 


bhanutz

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Aug 23, 2005
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Gerry Francis asking me where car park D is about an hour after the game....I didn't have a clue!
 






Herr Tubthumper

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tall german men nutting themselves on railings whilst in mid sentence has always been one of my favourite comedic occurrences ......tbf.

Nothing funny about a person injuring themselves.
 


Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011
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Oh, and I know your hearts will bleed for us, but the club has sealed all the doors from the main (italk) 1901 lounge for those who sit north of the halfway line, this is so that the premier league dignitaries don't have to be confronted by fans as they take their seats from the boardroom. Now we have to file out through the side corridor, a corridor that really isn't wide enough, hence many late returnees due to the queue to get back out to the seats. :shrug:
I heard it was because someone ruffled Ant and Dec's hair last season.

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Not Andy Naylor

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Dec 12, 2007
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Seven Dials
And who was the WBA player that ran back 30-40 yards to tackle him and tell him he was taking the piss, Rodriguez?

The only thing he did all afternoon, apart from his attempt to control the ball that turned into a pass to Barry ...
 




One Teddy Maybank

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Aug 4, 2006
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Oh, and I know your hearts will bleed for us, but the club has sealed all the doors from the main (italk) 1901 lounge for those who sit north of the halfway line, this is so that the premier league dignitaries don't have to be confronted by fans as they take their seats from the boardroom. Now we have to file out through the side corridor, a corridor that really isn't wide enough, hence many late returnees due to the queue to get back out to the seats. :shrug:

Premier League requirement.

Apparently even the VIP corridor from the Boardroom to the Directors Box, has to be obscured in some way, so they aren't seen...


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