Our Chris Loses The Plot... 2017/18 Edition...

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,877

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Dec 24, 2017

• #161

miffy6 said:

Sorry, but he needs to be stopped.

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This is exactly why we shouldn't tolerate him. This clip clearly shows him getting on his motorbike, revving up, only for him to find it's not there. As he turns in disgust, you don't have to be good at lip reading to see him mouth "Some b*****d's nicked my f*****g Suzuki!"

 

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Bodian

Well-known member

May 3, 2012

11,807

Cumbria

• Dec 24, 2017

• #162

Jack Straw said:

This is exactly why we shouldn't tolerate him. This clip clearly shows him getting on his motorbike, revving up, only for him to find it's not there. As he turns in disgust, you don't have to be good at lip reading to see him mouth "Some b*****d's nicked my f*****g Suzuki!"

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I would actually love to know what he was saying!

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

52,400

Burgess Hill

• Dec 24, 2017

• #163

Bodian said:

I would actually love to know what he was saying!

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“For ***** sake Lewis” at a wild guess.

 

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical

Oct 1, 2006

26,121

• Dec 24, 2017

• #164

SweatyMexican said:

If anyone has a clip of his antics last night, don’t post it, we don’t want him getting another touchline ban.

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Too right. Snitches get stitches.

 

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Oct 8, 2003

49,975

Faversham

• Dec 24, 2017

• #165

Bodian said:

I would actually love to know what he was saying!

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It's 'what the fvck's wrong with him' (he's just starting the 'with him' as he disappears from view).

 

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical

Oct 1, 2006

26,121

• Dec 24, 2017

• #166

Bodian said:

I would actually love to know what he was saying!

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[To Paul Trollope]

Go get the knives and rope. He's dog meat.

 

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Sussex Nomad

Well-known member

Aug 26, 2010

18,185

EP

• Dec 24, 2017

• #167

Trollope, put that pansy on a sex ban... NOW!!!

 

Eggman

Well-known member

Jul 8, 2003

3,688

West Sussex

• Jan 9, 2018

• #168

Very aggressive last night. Bearing his gnashers.

 

SweatyMexican

Well-known member

Mar 31, 2013

4,101

• Jan 9, 2018

• #169

Maniac

 

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Petee

Well-known member

Nov 22, 2010

3,031

Brighton

• Jan 9, 2018

• #170

[Tweet]950481976905125890[/tweet]

Absolute mentalist

 

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sams dad

I hate Palarse

Feb 7, 2004

6,383

The Hill of The Gun

• Jan 9, 2018

• #171

Petee said:

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Absolute mentalist

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The linesman was lucky there, if that goal had been disallowed CH was ready to deck him!

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Apr 5, 2014

23,540

• Jan 9, 2018

• Thread starter
• #172

Petee said:

[Tweet]950481976905125890[/tweet]

Absolute mentalist

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He brushes aside all attempts at restraint. Did he get to the Linesman ?

 

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Jan 9, 2018

• #173

Brighton Lines said:

He brushes aside all attempts at restraint. Did he get to the Linesman ?

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Rather he had gone for Hodgson

 

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Drebin

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Jul 25, 2011

837

Norway

• Jan 9, 2018

• #174

Petee said:

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Absolute mentalist

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Coincidence the VAR cameras were pointed at him and not the football? Don’t think so.

 

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timbha

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2003

9,895

Sussex

• Jan 9, 2018

• #175

Petee said:

[Tweet]950481976905125890[/tweet]

Absolute mentalist

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someone tell CH we're a family club (the Seagull in the crowd was just about to leg it)

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,877

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Jan 9, 2018

• #176

Petee said:

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Absolute mentalist

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He's not taking it seriously. He's clearly doing his "On the Buses" impersonation. He mouths "I hate you Butler", and at the very end of the clip you can clearly see him going "Hehhhhhhhhhhhh!"

 

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timbha

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2003

9,895

Sussex

• Jan 10, 2018

• #177

and despite his alleged drink driving, unfaithfulness, numerous red cards and hair transplant our CH is now supporting Rooney

 

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.

Oct 14, 2009

12,982

Sheffield

• Jan 10, 2018

• #178

timbha said:

and despite his alleged drink driving, unfaithfulness, numerous red cards and hair transplant our CH is now supporting Rooney

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It's ok, you don't have to say alleged when someone's admitted what they've done.*

We're free to call Rooney a drink driving, serial philandering, bald, fag smoking, granny shagging brothel visitor without using "alleged".


*(yes I got the joke btw)

 

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Renegade

New member

Nov 24, 2017

451

• Jan 10, 2018

• #179

Mourinho was right when he referred to Hughton as a clown.Ok he didn't say his name but we all know who he meant.
He needs to calm things down a notch or two.

 

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timbha

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2003

9,895

Sussex

• Jan 10, 2018

• #180

LlcoolJ said:

It's ok, you don't have to say alleged when someone's admitted what they've done.*

We're free to call Rooney a drink driving, serial philandering, bald, fag smoking, granny shagging brothel visitor without using "alleged".


*(yes I got the joke btw)

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#protectingBozza