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    Girl - " So what are you doing tomorrow "

    Me - " off to the Brighton game "

    Girl - " oh me and my family support crystal palace "

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      "We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one."

      Will he be taking her out on a turd date?

      It clearly wasn't a case of love at first sh*te!
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      If, as I am sure we all hope, all goes well with this relationship I cannot imagine how the best man's speech will go Definitely a "WTF" story when I saw it on the BBC.
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      A decent story, but I'm quite upset at the lack of hilarious stories from the NSC faithful. There must be some classics out there?! I'll check back later
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      5 minutes into date

      Girl - " So what are you doing tomorrow "

      Me - " off to the Brighton game "

      Girl - " oh me and my family support crystal palace "

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      A decent story, but I'm quite upset at the lack of hilarious stories from the NSC faithful. There must be some classics out there?!
      I imagine a few saw the thread title and thought 'This is mine', but after reading the link realised they were well out of their league.
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      I imagine a few saw the thread title and thought 'This is mine', but after reading the link realised they were well out of their league.
      A bit of pooh-flinging though? That's just a run-of-the-mill Wednesday lunchtime for some of the NSC denizens, surely?
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      A bit of pooh-flinging though? That's just a run-of-the-mill Wednesday lunchtime for some of the NSC denizens, surely?
      And it getting stuck between the windows, and then climbing in to get it and getting stuck? I confess I've had a very sheltered life.
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      How embarrassing. They went to Nando's.
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      Can't understand why he had to pay for the window - did he not have turd party insurance ?
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